Thursday, December 08, 2011

Seventeen days left to go…

Lied des Tages… Eight Easy Steps – Alanis Morissette
CD des Tages… Pearl Jam – Vitalogy (erworben am 08. Dezember 1994)


'I haven't written an all English post for quite some time now,' I say.

'Haven't missed it, to be honest," the lama answers.

'I am quite surprised that you understand what I am saying," I say. 'I thought Spanish was your only foreign language.'

'And you are all the idiot I ever thought you were." The lama is yawning and lying upside down near the carpet's edge. 'Do you think your readers understand an all English post?'

'My readers all over the world understand English for sure,' I remark with a little bit of pride.

'The world is not enough!" the lama proclaims. 'And her Majesty the Queen and her corgis are not amused.'

The furry animal jumps up and runs outside onto the roof terrace and it shouts into the streets below: 'Save our souls! Save our souls! And save your children! Bromford Bibble is writing an all English post!'

On days like this I feel so really very misunderstood and tired.


Life is too short to learn German.
Oscar Wilde

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