Bromfords of the Kollobita´´rtainnen - Part 18

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"Bromford Bitch"

You're on the outside, you're lookin' in
You're takin' pictures of what you never been
So kill to kill, so ya wanna die?
You're burnin' slowly - with seven lives

Blow up the bitch with the firecracker smile
Switchblade in her suitcase, loves to drive 'em wild
So kill to kill, yeah ya gonna die
Everybody's searchin' - every single night

You'll never keep it 'cause you sold yourself
And by the way
You'll never lose it 'cause you never had it
It's all the same...

Rock star life - turn on the switch
Hollywood bitch
So fake that it seems real (she goes again)
So fake that it seems real (she goes again)

She's from the "Westside", she's lookin' thin
She fills her body with what she'll never be
So kill to kill, so you wanna die?
Everybody's searchin - every single night

Blow up the bitch with the firecracker smile
Switchblade in her suitcase, loves to drive 'em wild
So kill to kill, yeah ya gonna die
Everybody's searchin' - every single night

You'll never keep it 'cause you sold yourself
And by the way
You'll never lose it 'cause you never had it
It's all the same...

You'll never keep it 'cause you sold yourself
And by the way
You'll never lose it 'cause you never had it
It's all the same...

You'll never keep it 'cause you sold yourself
And by the way
You'll never lose it 'cause you never had it
It's all the same...

»And Paris took the Apple of Discord and gave it to Helena of Troy, or Eve and Adam, if it suits you better. «

This captain's comment makes Rilliam B. Wiker frown.

»As the WaveEater approached the peaceful cove where a silvery river flows into the ocean…«

»Mouth, they call it a mouth of the river for good reasons«, Captain Ahabraham Hammock adds. »All these beasts and monsters. «

»We heard music and singing and laughing. The sweetest melodies of flutes and lyres filled the air and were to be heard from a great distance. Beautiful people where dancing around trees and in the grass of the green meadows. Others were bathing in the waters of the river and the ocean. «

»And they were all naked! « the Captain shouts out. »And only from a distance we mistook them for women and men. «

He is still facing the ocean and talking so loud as if he isn't talking to us.

»We saw creatures like you«, Wiker is looking at the faun, »with horns and tails, only half-human, half-goat, others with four legs, half-horses, beautiful women with fishtails - mermaids come alive. And there were beings almost as big as humans with pointed ears and big dragonfly wings on their backs. One of them, a slim, tall female with floor-length golden hair was the centre of all the joys and amusements. And she was singing the clearest and the highest notes.«

»And they were flying«, the captain yells. »Against all nature they came flying towards the ship, the demons. They wanted us to believe we were in Paradise, but in fact it is Hell we are sailing since yesterday and also for countless years. «

»They were no flying demons«, Mr. Tumbleweed, the faun, points out. »I think they were some of the larger fairies, almost as big as you humans. And I bet the stranger in the alley who gave you the Amber Heart of the Sea was a fairy, too, one of the secret agents send by King Oberon and Queen Titania to guard and watch over all magical connection between both of our worlds. «

»Not a man, that stranger«, Mr. Tummy agrees, »that's what I always thought. «

»The captain commanded us to turn around the WaveEater without delivering our freight. And then he attacked us…«

»Who attacked you? « Nigel asks.

»The greatest threat of the whole Kollobita´´rtainnen Sea, the fiercest and most malignant monster you have ever seen. And there he is! Just look at the horizon. «

Captain Hammock's voice has become all quiet and alarming at the same time. And we all follow his pointing right hand with our eyes.

Today is Monday, the 18th of December 2023.