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"Hand Grenade Of Bromford"
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Bromford! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: (chanting)
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem
ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LANCELOT:
I know not, my liege
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Bromford towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Amen
KNIGHTS:
Amen
ARTHUR:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!
(Angels sing)
(BOOM)
"Hand Grenade Of Bromford"
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Bromford! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: (chanting)
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem
ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LANCELOT:
I know not, my liege
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Bromford towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Amen
KNIGHTS:
Amen
ARTHUR:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!
(Angels sing)
(BOOM)
»The Tijuana Moon is the Cheshire Cat grinning in the other direction today«, Mr. Tumbleweed is looking at the timeless sky that pretends to be a morning sky again. »I can feel it in the air. I can feel it in the water. «
»Where are dragons? « the llama asks Sideburns. »Is that artificial's story becoming true after all? Are you going to betray us und feed us to a dragon? «
»There might be dragons and never tickle a dragon in his sleep«, the faun says all absent again.
»No, no, no«, Claude Sideburns tries to appease. »I told you the whole betraying thing was only a false tall tale by the artificial intelligence in Gilbert's computer browser. This here I have read in one of my scientific magazines. Medieval mapmakers supposedly inscribed the phrase 'Here Be Dragons' on maps showing unknown regions of the world. Unfortunately, however, it appears that, apart from an inscription on a single, 16th-century globe, this claim is unfounded. The inscription 'Here Be Dragons' was virtually never used and there were no dragons. «
»Are you sure? « the captain asks with a dry mouth. »Our customer should have warned us, tell us more detailed what awaited us. «
Hammock falls silent, stands up from the fastened table and steps to the wooden railing of the WaveEater grabbing it with both hands. His eyes follow the far horizon as if he is looking for something.
Again Rilliam B. Wiker continues the story, »The man in the alley…«
Mr. Tummy interrupts shyly, »He was a man, Rill, wasn't he? «
»Only Neptune knows. The stranger told the captain and me to sail east. To Europe or Africa, we asked. But he didn't answer to that. After three days, he said, or in the first night of the next full-moon, whatever came first, we should take the Amber Heart of the Sea out of its' leather bag and let it guide us to the Kollobita´´rtainnen Sea and the island of Greenlion. We hired a crew and the next day the WaveEater set sails. «
»Unfortunatley«, Tummy, the ship cook, adds.
Today is Friday, the 15th of December 2023.
Antioch
ReplyDeleteI bet the picture gave it away... 😉
ReplyDeleteMonty Python - Hand Grenade Of Antioch (BOOM)
Antioch... Had to do some housecleaning in this list...
ReplyDeleteNow it matched my other list again...
416 songs about 203 different cities (and places).
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Los Angeles IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including Hollywood IIIIIIIIIIIII and West Hills I)
London IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including Chelsea III and Londinium I and Walthamstow I and Muswell Hill I and Richmond I and Soho I and Hampstead I)
Hamburg IIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including St. Pauli III and Wilhelmsburg I and Altona I and Jenfeld I and Bahrenfeld I and Ohlsdorf I and Niendorf I)
Berlin IIIIIIIIIII
Babylon/Babel IIIIIIIIII (Pompeii is in this part of the list so...)
Amsterdam IIIIIIII
Memphis IIIIIIII
Eden IIIIIII
Jerusalem IIIIII
San Francisco IIIIII
Bethlehem IIIII
Chicago IIII
Warsaw IIII (including Warszawa I)
Paris IIII
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Las Vegas IIII
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Manchester III
Detroit III
Houston III
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Rome III
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Berkeley III
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Budapest II
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Montréal II
Galway II
Washington II
Barcelona II
Belfast II
Shanghai II
Tulsa II
Copenhagen II
Jupiter II
Damascus II
Vienna II
Saint Malo II (also San Malo I)
Jericho II
Nashville II
Black Mountain II
Soma II
Bangkok II
Dallas II
Istanbul II
Oklahoma II
Malice I
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Scarborough I
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Mount Airy I
Valparaiso I
Jacksonville I
Atlanta I
Brighton I
Galveston I
Grenville I
Heartland I
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Blanchard I
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Saginaw I
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Bristol I
Vatican I
Normal I
Baton Rouge I
Mansfield I
Shiloh I
Darlington I
Halcyon I
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Antioch I
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Jersey III
California II
Gomorrah II
Essex II
Albion I
Idaho I
Atlantis I
Camelot I
A City With No Name I
Drywood I
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