Tuesday, December 12, 2023

Bromfords of the Kollobita´´rtainnen - Part 12

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"Bromford Grove"

It′s really true how nothin' matters.
No mad, mad world and no mad hatters.
No one′s pitchin' cause there ain't no batters
In Bromford Grove.

Don′t bar the door
There′s no one comin'.
The ocean′s roar will bar the drummin'
Of any city thoughts and city ways.
The ocean breezes cool my mind,
The salty days are her′s and mine
Just to do what we wanna.

Tonight we'll find a dune that′s ours
And softly we will see the stars
Until sun up.

It's really true how nothin' matters.
No mad, mad world and no mad hatters.
No one′s pitchin′ cause there ain't no batters
In Bromford Grove.


After we have finished eating I ask Captain Hammock, »So, how long have you been sailing the Kollobita´´rtainnen seas? To be honest, I haven't heard of it before. «

The question seems to unsettle the man as if he had never thought about it.

»That is hard to say«, he admits. »Feels like yesterday. Yes, I think it was yesterday that we picked up our freight in the harbour of Coney Island and set sails to the Kollobita´´rtainnen. «

»That can't be right«, Rilliam Wiker says. »Didn't we agree that we picked up our freight in the harbour of Quantico the other day? «

»And we have sailed to many, many harbours and cities and islands since then«, Tummy, the cook, adds. »That is more than one day. Strange things happen since we are sailing the Kollobita´´rtainnen Sea. «

»Time has no meaning. «

Mr. Tumbleweed has walked all around the deck searching the horizon for any traces of land.

»Time has no power and no control over Greenlion and the oceans that surround it. «

»Time is acting strange in the Kollobita´´rtainnen Sea«, Tummy, the cook, is nodding.

»So«, the captain concludes, »it might be only a few days or hundreds of years that we are sailing the Kollobita´´rtainnen Sea on the WaveEater, the mightiest ship the seven seas - that might be eight - have ever seen. «

»But you know and you have been to the island of Greenlion before? « I ask, not sure if I want to hear another confusing answer.

»Of course we know it«, the captain spits out. »And we will never set foot on that cursed and damned land. «

Today is Tuesday, the 12th of December 2023.



3 comments:

  1. The Lovin' Spoonful - Coconut Grove
    *clock*clock* *clock*clock*
    🥥Why do I have to think about knights and Monty Python?🥥

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  2. Where did my comments go?
    Let's see if I can make it match again...

    413 songs about 201 different cities (and places).

    *** New York IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including Manhattan IIIII and Brooklyn III and Chelsea II and Harlem I and New Amsterdam I and Coney Island I) ***

    Los Angeles IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including Hollywood IIIIIIIIIIIII and West Hills I)
    London IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including Chelsea III and Londinium I and Walthamstow I and Muswell Hill I and Richmond I and Soho I and Hampstead I)
    Hamburg IIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including St. Pauli III and Wilhelmsburg I and Altona I and Jenfeld I and Bahrenfeld I and Ohlsdorf I and Niendorf I)
    Berlin IIIIIIIIIII
    Babylon/Babel IIIIIIIIII (Pompeii is in this part of the list so...)
    Amsterdam IIIIIIII
    Memphis IIIIIIII
    Eden IIIIIII
    Jerusalem IIIIII
    San Francisco IIIIII
    Bethlehem IIIII
    Chicago IIII
    Warsaw IIII (including Warszawa I)
    Paris IIII
    Seattle IIII
    Las Vegas IIII
    New Orleans III
    Philadelphia III
    Manchester III
    Detroit III
    Houston III
    Baltimore III
    Moscow III
    Rome III
    Kansas City III
    Miami III
    Budapest II
    Hong Kong II
    Tijuana II
    Acapulco II
    Montréal II
    Galway II
    Washington II
    Barcelona II
    Belfast II
    Shanghai II
    Tulsa II
    Jupiter II
    Damascus II
    Vienna II
    Saint Malo II (also San Malo I)
    Jericho II
    Nashville II
    Black Mountain II
    Soma II
    Bangkok II
    Dallas II
    Berkeley II
    Istanbul II
    Oklahoma II
    Malice I
    San José I
    Scarborough I
    Atlantic City I
    Pompeii I
    Waterloo I
    Pyongyang I
    Yarmouth I
    Santa Maria Da Feira I
    West Palm Beach I
    Cologne I
    Monterey I
    Starkville I
    Odessa I
    Tupelo I
    Leningrad I
    Fribourg I
    Montgomery I
    Folsom I
    Perth I
    Sanibel I
    Harrisburg I
    Gloucester I
    Calgary I
    Blackfield I
    Omaha I
    Gainesville I
    Santiago I
    Chernobyl I
    Grevenbroich I
    Brownsville I
    Mason City I
    Benton I
    San Jacinto I
    Cairo I
    Grafton I
    Nazareth I
    Aurora I
    Durango I
    Donkey Town I
    Key West I
    Laredo I
    Durban I
    Bowenville I
    Woodstock I
    Kalispell I
    El Dorado I
    Gaza I
    Oxford I
    Orléans I
    Kilronan I
    Santa Fe I
    Leicester I
    Saskatoon I
    Singapore I
    Poughkeepsie I
    Twin Falls I
    Greenwich I
    Ottawa I
    Red Lake I
    Sapokanikan I
    Tokyo I
    Guernica I
    Port I
    Sheffield I
    Skara Brae I
    Grantchester I
    Bingen I
    Columbia I
    Venice I
    Baghdad I
    Marquette I
    Salisbury I
    Birnam I
    Ramada I
    Putnam I
    Sterling I
    Pittsfield I
    Driftwood I
    Copenhagen I
    New Danville I
    New Paris I
    Muskegon I
    Metropolis I
    Sapporo I
    Johnsburg I
    St. Charles I
    Tipperary I
    Sherwood I
    Juno I
    Aberdeen I
    Margarita I
    Highland I
    Millbrook I
    Southampton I
    Central City I
    San Bernardino I
    Westfall I
    Buffalo I
    Guajira I
    Sarajevo I
    Zebulon I
    Asbury Park I
    St. Lawrence I
    Santa Monica I
    Mount Airy I
    Valparaiso I
    Jacksonville I
    Atlanta I
    Brighton I
    Galveston I
    Grenville I
    Heartland I
    Sedan I
    Blanchard I
    San Malo I
    St. James I
    Saginaw I
    Ceylon City I
    Liverpool I
    Bristol I
    Vatican I
    Normal I
    Baton Rouge I
    Mansfield I
    Shiloh I
    Darlington I
    Halcyon I
    Lantana I
    Honolula I
    Roscoe I
    Knutsford I
    Pittsburgh I
    Indiana I
    Reno I
    Quantico I
    Syracuse I
    Innisfree I
    Marrakesh I
    Clare I
    Coconut Grove I

    Not even really a (real) city or place:
    Jersey III
    California II
    Gomorrah II
    Essex II
    Albion I
    Idaho I
    Atlantis I
    Camelot I
    A City With No Name I
    Drywood I
    🦙🦙🦙

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