"What my heart cannot tell you are telling you tulips from Amsterdam…"
"Amsterdam? What are you talking about? New Amsterdam?"
"Llama, it is time."
"What time?"
"You have to go out there and check what is going on with that elevator."
"No, no never. I am still so young. I do not wanna be in danger. What if there is a housebreaker in the hallway messing with the elevator? What if they want to kidnap me and hold me for ransom? And I never liked that elevator bell, anyway."
"Don't be such a chicken, animal!"
"I am a llama, not a chicken, dude!"
"You know, what I mean. To be a chicken is to be a coward."
"That is very insulting to chickens. No, I want to say it is offensive to chickens. How dare you say all chickens are cowards? And how many chickens do you know, anyway?"
BING!
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"Bromford Telephone Conversation"
I was sleeping, gently napping when I heard the phone
Who is on the other end talking, am I even home?
Did you see what she did to him, did you hear what they said?
Just a Bromford conversation rattling in my head
Ooh my, and what shall we wear, ooh my, and who really cares?
Just a Bromford conversation, gossip all of the time
"Did you hear who did what to whom?", happens all the time
Who has touched and who has dabbled hear in the city of shows
Openings, closings, badrap party - everybody knows
Ooh, how sad and why do we call, ooh I'm glad to hear from you all
I am calling, yes I am calling just to speak to you
For I know this night will kill me, if I can't be with you
If I can't be with you
New York... again🗽
ReplyDeleteDo you think NYC is the pop / rock capital city of the world?
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269 songs about 138 different cities (and places).
ReplyDeleteNew York still in the lead.
*** New York IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including Manhattan IIIII and Brooklyn III and Chelsea I and Harlem I) ***
Los Angeles IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including Hollywood IIIIIII)
Hamburg IIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including St. Pauli III and Wilhelmsburg I and Altona I and Jenfeld I and Bahrenfeld I and Ohlsdorf I and Niendorf I)
London IIIIIIIII (including Chelsea II and Londinium I and Walthamstow I)
Berlin IIIIIIIII
Amsterdam IIIIIIII
Bethlehem IIIII
Memphis IIIII
San Francisco IIII
Jerusalem IIII
Babylon/Babel IIII (Pompeii is in this part of the list so...)
New Orleans III
Philadelphia III
Manchester III
Detroit III
Warsaw III
Paris III
Budapest II
Rome II
Hong Kong II
Tijuana II
Houston II
Acapulco II
Montréal II
Seattle II
Galway II
Washington II
Barcelona II
Belfast II
Shanghai II
Moscow II
Chicago II
Malice I
San José I
Scarborough I
Atlantic City I
Pompeii I
Waterloo I
Pyongyang I
Yarmouth I
Santa Maria Da Feira I
Berkeley I
West Palm Beach I
Cologne I
Monterey I
Starkville I
Odessa I
Tupelo I
Leningrad I
Miami I
Fribourg I
Baltimore I
Montgomery I
Folsom I
Perth I
Sanibel I
Harrisburg I
Gloucester I
Calgary I
Blackfield I
Omaha I
Gainesville I
Santiago I
Saint Malo I
Chernobyl I
Grevenbroich I
Brownsville I
Mason City I
Benton I
San Jacinto I
Cairo I
Grafton I
Istanbul I
Nazareth I
Aurora I
Durango I
Donkey Town I
Key West I
Laredo I
Durban I
Bangkok I
Bowenville I
Woodstock I
Kalispell I
El Dorado I
Gaza I
Las Vegas I
Oxford I
Orléans I
Kilronan I
Santa Fe I
Leicester I
Saskatoon I
Singapore I
Poughkeepsie I
Twin Falls I
Greenwich I
Ottawa I
Damascus I
Red Lake I
Sapokanikan I
Tokyo I
Guernica I
Port I
Sheffield I
Skara Brae I
Grantchester I
Bingen I
Columbia I
Venice I
Baghdad I
Marquette I
Salisbury I
Birnam I
Ramada I
Tulsa I
Jupiter I
Putnam I
Sterling I
Pittsfield I
Driftwood I
Soma I
Copenhagen I
New Danville I
New Paris I
Muskegon I
Metropolis I
Sapporo I
Jericho I
Vienna I
Not even really a (real) city or place:
Jersey III
California II
Gomorrah II
Albion I
Essex I
Idaho I
Atlantis I
Camelot I
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