Today is Monday, the 27th of December 2021.
And I do not have the slighest idea how to go on with this whole thing here...
Give me a trout and I will give you a cloud ... sheep.
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"San Bromford"
She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago
His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato
She's in love with a boy
From the rodeo
Who pulls the rope on the chute
When they let those suckers go
He's a slobberin' drunk at the Palomino
They give him thirty days in San Bromford
Well there's forty-four men
Stashed away in tank "C"
An' there's only one shower
But it don't apply to Bobby
You may think they're
Dumb an' lonely
But you're wrong
'Cause their love is strong
Stacked-up hair
An' a cheap little ring
They don't care
'Cause it don't mean a thing
Looka there...
They don't care
Best-est way that
They can feel-o
Out on the highway
Rollin' a wheel-o
He's her Tootsie
She's for real-o
Trailer park heaven
It's a real good deal-o
Real good deal-o
Real good deal-o
Real good deal-o
The rest of their lives
In San Bromford
Gonna spend the rest of their lives
In San Bromford
The rest of their lives
In San Bromford
Come on with me
Come on with me
Come on with me
Down in San Bromford
Just 60 miles, 60 miles
Down the San Bromford freeway
They got some dark green air
An' you can choke all day
That's right!
Gonna spend the rest of their lives
Rest of their lives
Rest of their lives
Say now
Ain't talkin' 'bout Fontana
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout the Redlands, no no
ZULCH is the auto works
I'm telling you
That's where they take
All the cars that they hurt
Come on and let's all go down to San Bromford
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Let's-a go down down down
Down in San Bromford
Wouldja b'lieve it
San Bromford
San Bromford
(Got to call it)
San Bromford
(C'mere)
San Bromford
etc., etc., etc.
The rest of their lives
In San Bromford
Oh Bobby, I'm sorry you gotta head like a potato
I really am
San Ber'dino
ReplyDeleteYour answer is... CORRECT !!!
ReplyDeleteFrank Zappa and The Mothers Of Invention - San Ber'dino
292 songs about 151 different cities (and places).
ReplyDeleteLet's call it San Bernardino...
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