Monday, November 30, 2020

Bromford's Ark - Part 2 - 11:30 p.m.


Penthouse…

One minute later the llama opens the wardrobe and takes out a pouch it is going to carry over its' shoulder.

'Stop thinking about present times, dude!' the llama says. 'Let's go out on an adventure.'

Tonight we don't care about the world and its' regulations. Tonight we will go down the apartment house and meet all the residents who are also the owners of the apartments.

'Didn't you do something like that some ten years ago?' the llama asks. 'Ten years ago, before you even met me?'

'Yes,' I say, 'but I was alone then and I started on the First Floor and went from door to door, going upstairs through the house. Now we start here on the rooftop and way down we go.'

'Who are all these people, dude?' the llama asks.

'They are a very nice couple called Zoey and Zachary Zebra, you know.'

'And we are Yvonne and Yves Yak and we are also here for the number.'

Another couple has arrived within the last minute.

'And I hope you still remember your best friend Kylie and her son Nigel', my best friend Kylie says.

And way down we go …

 
"Bromford Song"

We're knights of the round table, we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and chorus scenes with footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Bromford, we eat ham and jam and spam alot.

We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
But many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able
We're opera mad in Bromford, we sing from the diaphragm a-lot!

In war we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Bromford:

(Bass-Solo): I have to push the pram-a-lot!

Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Bromford. It is a silly place.


3 comments:

  1. Camelot is... well... KING ARTHUR... CAMELOT... AH, BITE ME ... :P

    Monty Python - Camelot Song

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  2. CAMELOT - NOT A REAL CITY !!!

    189 songs about 95 different cities (and places).

    *** New York IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including Manhattan IIIII and Chelsea I and Brooklyn I) ***

    Hamburg IIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including St. Pauli III and Wilhelmsburg I and Altona I and Jenfeld I and Bahrenfeld I and Ohlsdorf I and Niendorf I)
    Los Angeles IIIIIIIIIIIII (including Hollywood IIIII)
    Berlin IIIIIII
    London IIIIII (including Londinium I and Chelsea I and Walthamstow I)
    Amsterdam IIIIII
    San Francisco IIII
    Bethlehem IIII
    New Orleans III
    Memphis III
    Philadelphia III
    Jerusalem III
    Budapest II
    Babylon II (Pompeii is in this part of the list so...)
    Warsaw II
    Rome II
    Manchester II
    Hong Kong II
    Tijuana II
    Paris II
    Houston II
    Acapulco II
    Montréal II
    Seattle II
    Galway I
    Malice I
    San José I
    Barcelona I
    Scarborough I
    Atlantic City I
    Pompeii I
    Chicago I
    Waterloo I
    Pyongyang I
    Yarmouth I
    Santa Maria Da Feira I
    Berkeley I
    West Palm Beach I
    Cologne I
    Monterey I
    Starkville I
    Odessa I
    Tupelo I
    Leningrad I
    Miami I
    Fribourg I
    Baltimore I
    Montgomery I
    Detroit I
    Folsom I
    Perth I
    Sanibel I
    Harrisburg I
    Washington I
    Gloucester I
    Calgary I
    Blackfield I
    Omaha I
    Gainesville I
    Santiago I
    Saint Malo I
    Chernobyl I
    Grevenbroich I
    Brownsville I
    Mason City I
    Benton I
    San Jacinto I
    Cairo I
    Grafton I
    Istanbul I
    Belfast I
    Nazareth I
    Aurora I
    Moscow I
    Durango I
    Donkey Town I
    Key West I
    Laredo I
    Durban I
    Bangkok I
    Bowenville I
    Woodstock I
    Shanghai I
    Kalispell I
    El Dorado I
    Gaza I
    Las Vegas I

    Not even really a (real) city or place:
    Jersey III
    California II
    Albion I
    Gomorrah I
    Essex I
    Idaho I
    Atlantis I
    Camelot I
    🦙🦙🦙

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