Longer Hangovers …

'I never got that counter beer the other night', the llama complains

'Animals are not supposed to drink alcohol', I say.

'Nobody is supposed to drink alcoholic beverages these days', the animal says. 'Alcohol removes inhibitions. No inhibitions lead to physical closeness. And physical closeness means overtake and perfect spreading conditions for this Corinna virus.'

'You are still a spoilsport and party pooper, animal.'

'We switch roles from time to time, don't we? Nigel song?'

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs that helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has this future in a British steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed, yeah

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak, and he loves to be spoken to (In his work)
Nigel is happy in his work (In his work)
Nigel is happy in his work (In his work)

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

'There it is. And the fortune cookie?'

And the fortune cookie says,

Life is a series of decisions.
Today you only make good decisions.

'Perfect. End of post. Let's move on.'

Today is Wednesday, the 4^th of November 2020.


But we have forgotten the cryptical message of the day ...

Darzee's Chant - The Spring Running