Longer Prairies …

'Walnut Grove. Don't you think, that is a wonderful and sounding name, animal? Walnut Grove near Dawson's Creek in the Midwest of the Middle-East.'

'Dude?' The animal seems angry and annoyed. 'You cannot drop a bomb like Kylie's pregnant and not mention it for almost two days.'

'Or is it Walnut Groove?' I start giggling and cannot stop myself doing so. 'The Emperor's New Groove. Here we are again. Demon llama! Demon llama!'

'TELL ME WHERE KYLIE IS', the animal demands to know. 'I haven't seen her in weeks and cannot reach her or her son Nigel. I called and called but was not successful.'

'Kylie is calling from Connecticut', I say. 'Did Connecticut vote for Biden or for Trump? Or is it a Swing State?'

'Oh, come on, dude, not Connecticut again.'

'Kylie is visiting her aunt Laura in her Little House on the Prairie.'

'On the Prairie in Connecticut?'

'Can you hear the Wind in the Willows? When winter came cracking your knuckles?'

The animal is not amused.

'I will go downstairs to see if Kylie's home now. Maybe when I come back home you are back to your normal self again, dude.'

'And way down we go…'

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And the fortune cookie says,

KussKuss will soon discover

an important truth 

about the most loved person.

Today is Wednesday, the 18th of November 2020.

We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs that helping hand And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy He must be happy He must be happy in his work We're only making plans for Nigel He has this future in a British steel We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed, yeah And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy He must be happy He must be happy in his work Nigel is not outspoken But he likes to speak, and he loves to be spoken to (In his work) Nigel is happy in his work (In his work) Nigel is happy in his work (In his work) We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs this helping hand And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy He must be happy He must be happy in his work Mm, we're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs this helping hand