Well, well, well...
It's Friday again. Today is Friday, the 22nd of May 2020.
Wastepaper collection is tomorrow, not today. Please remember that!
And do I have to make up a joke about Whitney today? Or about any oily Patrick Ewing?
I do not think so...
"If You Ever Go To Bromford"
If you ever go to Bromford
Better walk right
Keep your hands in your pockets
And your gun-belt tight
You'll be asking for trouble
If you're lookin' for a fight
If you ever go to Bromford
Boy, you better walk right
If you're ever down there
On Bagby and Lamar
You better watch out for
The man with the shining star
Better know where you're going
Or stay where you are
If you're ever down there
On Bagby and Lamar
I know these streets
I've been here before
I nearly got killed here
During the Mexican war
Something always
Keeps me coming back for more
I know these streets
I've been here before
If you ever go to Dallas
Say hello to Mary Anne
Say I'm still pullin' on the trigger
Hangin' on the best I can
If you see her sister Lucy
Say I'm sorry I'm not there
Tell her other sister Betsy
To pray the sinner's prayer
I got a restless fever
Burnin' in my brain
Got to keep ridin' forward
Can't spoil the game
The same way I leave here
Will be the way that I came
Got a restless fever
Burnin' in my brain
If you ever go to Austin
Fort Worth or San Antone
Find the bar rooms I got lost in
And send my memories home
Put my tears in a bottle
Screw the top on tight
If you ever go to Bromford
You better walk right
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Houston, we got a problem...
ReplyDeleteAPPLAUSE! APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE!
DeleteBob Dylan - If You Ever Go To Houston
Two points for Houston now. Houston climbs 6 rangs or something like that.
Delete161 songs about 78 different cities (and places).
*** New York IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including Manhattan IIIII and Chelsea I) ***
Hamburg IIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including St. Pauli III and Wilhelmsburg I and Altona I and Jenfeld I and Bahrenfeld I and Ohlsdorf I and Niendorf I)
Los Angeles IIIIIIIIII (including Hollywood III)
Berlin IIIIIII
London IIIIII (including Londinium I and Chelsea I and Walthamstow I)
Amsterdam IIIIII
San Francisco IIII
Bethlehem IIII
New Orleans III
Memphis III
Budapest II
Babylon II (Pompeii is in this part of the list so...)
Warsaw II
Rome II
Manchester II
Philadelphia II
Hong Kong II
Tijuana II
Paris II
Jerusalem II
Houston II
Galway I
Malice I
San José I
Barcelona I
Scarborough I
Atlantic City I
Pompeii I
Chicago I
Waterloo I
Pyongyang I
Yarmouth I
Santa Maria Da Feira I
Berkeley I
West Palm Beach I
Cologne I
Monterey I
Starkville I
Odessa I
Tupelo I
Leningrad I
Miami I
Fribourg I
Baltimore I
Montgomery I
Detroit I
Folsom I
Perth I
Sanibel I
Harrisburg I
Washington I
Gloucester I
Acapulco I
Calgary I
Seattle I
Blackfield I
Omaha I
Gainesville I
Santiago I
Saint Malo I
Chernobyl I
Grevenbroich I
Brownsville I
Mason City I
Benton I
San Jacinto I
Cairo I
Grafton I
Istanbul I
Belfast I
Nazareth I
Aurora I
Not even really a (real) city or place:
Jersey III
California II
Albion I
Gomorrah I
Essex I
Idaho I
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