Monday, March 25, 2019

Hawkeye is watching you …


Today is Monday, the 25th of March 2019.

Kylie is calling from Iowa. South, we are going south, Kylie says. Springfield, Iowa, home of Charles M. Schulz and The Peanuts, she says.

That's a lie, the llama says. Charles M. Schulz is not from Iowa, the llama says. Stop faking like Bob, woman.

Okay, Kylie says. The Doctor is in, psychiatric help 5 cent.

I had to go to the school nurse yesterday because my stomach hurt…, I say.

You worry too much, Bromford Bibble… No wonder your stomach hurts… You've got to stop all this silly worrying, Kylie says.

How do I stop, I ask.

That's your worry! Five cents, please, Kylie says.

You guys are so weird, the llama says.

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