Saturday, July 03, 2021

Longer Pearls ...

 
# Who is that?

- That's Christopher.


# Christopher Who?


- Christopher McCoy. Son of Bones.


# Not Son of Pills?


- No, that's Kang.


# What?


- Klingon. Kang is Klingon.
Christopher, the son of the Doctor.


# Doctor Who?


- Doctor McCoy, chief medical officer
of the Enterprise.


# Doctor McCoy had a son?


- I don't know.


# But I asked and you answered.


- Hikaru McCoy named his son after
his favourite Captain
- Christopher Pike.


# That's strange, for I thought
Leonard McCoy was chief medical
officer on Captain James T. Kirk's
Enterprise, his friend and kind of his
personal physician.


- Leonard is the name of Mister Spock
- Leonard Spock.


# I don't think so, dude. That's not
The Real McCoy.


- More like a McGuffin.


# Not again.

- Mufasa.


# What?


- That's Mufasa, parental father of
Simba.


# Simba is Mufasa's son?


- Yes, father of Kopa and father of
Kiara and of Kion, husband of Nala,
nephew of of Scar, father-in-law of
Rani and Kovu, son of Sarabi,
grandson of Ahadi and Uru, great-
grandson of Mohatu, adopted son of
Timon and Pumbaa, inspired brother-
in-mind of Bambi and Moses and
Joseph from the Bibble …


# STOP IT, DUDE!

- You started all the questioning,
animal.


# I will never watch the news with
you again, dude.



And the fortune cookie says,

Every minute after your birthday
means that
your next birthday is a minute closer.


Today is Saturday, the 3rd of July 2021.


🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨


And the protagonist sings,

♫ Nants ingonyama bagithi baba

Sithi uhm ingonyama

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba

Sithi uhhmm ingonyama

Ingonyama

Siyo Nqoba

Ingonyama … ♫






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