Saturday, June 12, 2021

Longer Raincoats …

'I always wondered what you are doing at Lamerica Industries', the animal says. 'No really, what is your job all about? And the second thing… When will you and the company move to Missouri?'

'I do not know what you are talking about, animal', I answer. 'I am not working for Lamerica Industries.'

'You are not?' the animal aks.

'No', I say.

'And you are not moving to Crappington, Missouri?'

'No', I say. 'In fact I am working for Dunder Mifflin, Incorporated.'

'Sounds familiar, dude.'

'If you know one office you know them all, you know.'

'Don't you think that's a little too obvious, dude?' the animal asks.

I answer,'I do not know what this word means, animal. And now, please ask me what Dunper Mufflin's business is.'

'Didn't you just say the company's name was Dunder Mifflin?' the llama is making a face.

'Paper', I say. 'Dumper Mufflon is in paper business.'

'Paper?'

'No, tissues.'

'Paper tissues?'

'Who cares?' I say. 'Besides, I have forgotten the punchline of this whole thing. Dunder Mifflin a company of the Lamerica Indiustries located in Crappington, Missouri. I want to talk to the manager… about rhododendrons, I think.'

 

And the fortune cookie says,

You will find your happiness with a new love.

Today is Saturday, the 12th of June 2021.

🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨

I think he has forgotten the punshline of this whole thing, the protagonist says. Then he asks the team to turn of the cameras.

 

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