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These are not my shoes.

'Farewell party at the office?' the llama asks.

'Yes, and after a bowling session at the bowling alley they asked us to take of our shoes. Godess only knows why.'

'After the bowling?'

'Yes, animal, after the bowling.'

'That's weird, dude.'

'Yes, that's weird, animal.'

'Usually you have to take of your street shoes before the bowling not after the bowling.'

'Yes, that's weird, animal, isn't it? But I prefer classic European nine-pin bowling to ten-pin bowling. But it was banned in the USofA by the infamous King George, the XXIV. The Europease call it kegging or klegging or keggeling or something like that.'

'Also sounds weird, dude.'

'Yes, animal, I hate George the XXIV. He prohibited the peasants to throw round stones at nine wooden pins and forced them to drink champagne instead of rootbeer when his daughter Sybill of Dork got married to Prince Valium of Merrymen.'

'That's history, dude.'

'That's history, animal.'

And the fortune cookie says,

Bromford is actually
three children in a raincoat.

Today is Tuesday, the 8th of June 2021.

🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨

What a strange bowling obsession today, the protagonist thinks.

Bowling is a target sport and recreational activity in which a player rolls a ball toward pins (in pin bowling) or another target (in target bowling), he thinks, or thinks she?