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The llama said,

'You have got no choice.'

And,

'Betrayal - Traces to Nowhere.'

And I said,

'We're only making plans for Michael.'

And the llama said,

'Michael?'

And I said,

'Just kidding.'

And,

'We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs that helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has this future in a British steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed, yeah

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work'

And the llama said,

'ABC.'

And I said,

'No, XTC.'

And the llama said,

'DEF
GHI
JKL
MNO
PQR
STU
VWX
YZ.'

And I said,

'DUCK!'

And the llama said,

'ARRRRRRRRGH. MY ANATIDAEPHOBIA !!!!!'

And the fortune cookie says,

Make your decision only
after you have gained clarity.

Today is Saturday, the 19th of September 2020.