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- We're only making plans for Nigel

We only want what's best for him

We're only making plans for Nigel

* Stop talking about that Nigel dude.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO THAT IS !!!

- Calm down, animal. Maybe Nigel

is Kylie's new boyfriend.

* Where is Kylie, by the way?

- I don't know. Do you?

* And we are making plans for Nigel?

- No, THEY are making plans for Nigel.

* WHO?

- No, not the WHO - World Health Organzation.

THEY as in GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY are

making plans for us all. But I think Nigel is a

fortune teller.

* Nigel is a cookie?

- No, Nigel is using cookies. Or maybe he is

eating them.

* Stop that rubbish, dude. Read that fortune
cookie and go to bed.

- The fortune cookie says,

Let your heart

and not your head decide.

* Today is Wednesday, the 13th of November 2019.