Today is Friday, the
3rd of May 2019.
Kylie is calling from
Oklahoma. Back on track, she says. What a drag, she says.
What a drag it is
getting old, the llama says.
The Beatles, Kylie
says.
The Rolling Stones,
Bromford says.
You obnoxious
know-it-all, you, Kylie says.
Ob… what, Bromford
asks.
When I think of
Oklahoma, the llama says, I think of covered wagons on track and settlers and
Indians and musical numbers. And I think that the forefather's of Oklahoma were
not that inventive when it came to name their capital city. Oklahoma City. Come
on? Really?
Cherokee, Kylie says.
The jeep, Bromford
aks.
Not that smart aleck
anymore after this stupid remark, Kylie says.
Where is your butler
who used to answer Kylie's calls, the llama asks. Where is the story arc of your
blockblog, Bromford Bibble?
Life in general has
no story arc, Kylie explains. It has its ups and downs and lows and highs but
it does not follow any script. Whenever you think you have learned the rules of
life it gives you lemons to squeeze and to make lemonade.
I don't like
squeezies, the llama says. They scare me. What does the headline of this post
mean?
That is so meta,
Kylie says. Asking questions when all of us already know the answers. It means
Work conquers all.
Look who is the
know-it-all now, Bromford says and hangs up.
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