Today is Wednesday, the 9th of January 2019.
Kylie is calling from Alabama. Is today really Wednesday, Kylie asks. I mean like really, really Wednesday and why? She says, they, the llama and her, met a guy who called himself Forrest, Forrest Gump. And he told them about his girlfriend, Jenny, and how he told her that she should go home to Greenbow, ALABAMA! And again the llama is shouting in the background.
* SHE HAS NOT PREPARED ANYTHING FOR TODAY!
SHE TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT WEDNESDAY!
SHE IS BECOMING BROMFORD BIBBLE!
- My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
What a dumb saying that is, Kylie grumbles. When you buy and eat a box of chocolate you should know the flavours and better know what you gonna get. Think about all those allergies and intolerances. And what about these lists of ingredients they have to put on everything these days? I have got a feeling Mrs. Gump is not that clever at all...
Would you like a Bubba-Gump shrimp?
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