Rabbis …

»Do you know the term clickbaiting?«

»Rabbis is a clickbaiting title? Is that what you want to say, animal?«

»Stop reading my mind, human.«

»I am not reading your mind. I am writing your mind, animal.«

»Hey, look! Today is the first Monday of the year 2022.«

»Calm down, animal. Saturday was the first Saturday and Sunday the first Sunday. I wonder when you will find out that this whole first-thing-this-year is worn out.«

»Why so grumpy, human?«

»Maybe I am still a little hangover in Hannover.«

»Hanover, Pennsylvania, dude?«

»Whatever you like, camel. Whatever you like.«

»Your life is full of duplicated repetitions,dude.«

Today is Monday, the 3rd of January 2022.