Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 304 & Part 305

Today is Friday, the 30th of August 2024.

Have you heard about Pluto? the octopus asked the lobster on the latest SLAS meeting.

That it is not a real planet any longer? the lobster asked in return.

 

No. Mickey Mouse abandoned him at a motorway service station 

and left very fast with his convertible car.

That is kind of sad and really very heartless, the lobster said.

But what I really wanted to ask, said the octopus, have you heard about Bromford Bibble?

No, said the lobster, what happend to Bromford Bibble? And who is Bromford Bibble?

I don't know, said the octopus. And I don't care.

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"Somewhere Near Bromford"

There was a vending machine, it was obscene
Sold a build-your-own tuna sandwich thing
So I had a cereal bar in my blood-stained bed instead

Yes

There was a soda machine, had a turquoisey-sheen (shining)
Equally as insulting as the tuna sandwich thing
And I had no desire whatsoever in purchasing anything
And the guys were laughing, buying something

That was a bad decision That was a bad decision

There was a laundry machine, working
Working, yes it was working
And the half-lit Denny’s sign was weirdly comforting
Tried getting in

That was a bad decision
That was a bad decision

We were driving down the highway near Bromford
Stopped at a gas station
Two guys had just won forty bucks
On a scratch card, filling up
With gasoline, I was observing them
Said he’d take it to the whorehouse that evening
Poor girl deserves a warning
And his iced tea was yellowing

That was a bad decision
That was a bad decision

"Bromford Landing Party"

Embrasse-moi, mets ton doigt dans mon cul
Embrasse-moi, mets ton doigt dans mon cul
Une présence ambiguë
Une présence inconnue
Jusqu'à c'que j'en peux plus


Embrasse-moi, mets ton doigt dans mon cul
Embrasse-moi, mets ton doigt dans mon cul
Une présence ambiguë
Une présence inconnue
Jusqu'à c'que j'en peux plus

Embrasse-moi, mets ton doigt dans mon cul
Embrasse-moi, mets ton doigt dans mon cul
Une présence ambiguë
Une présence inconnue
Jusqu'à c'que j'en peux plus

Bromford and Octopus …

The llama is lying in the hammock in the living room drinking from a bowl of hay tea.

»It's herbal tea, dude«, says the animal. »And why aren't you done with squids yet? Why is there another one of those AI generated pictures of some human who is supposed to be you and a squid? You already did this last time on your silly search for a new animal companion.«

»As you can read in the title this time it is not a squid. It is a clairvoyant octopus called Paul. And the AI is driven by a group of superintelligent molluscs.«

Llama is gulping a huge sip of tea.

»Stop confusing me, human. Clairvoyant? Molluscs? Are you sure they are no krakens?«

»Paul, the octopus, predicted the results of some sports tournament some years ago. And Mollusca is the second-largest phylum of invertebrate animals, after Arthropoda. Members are known as molluscs or mollusks. Molluscs are the largest marine phylum, comprising about 23% of all the named marine organisms and do also live in freshwater and terrestrial habitats. Well known are Cephalopod molluscs, such as squid, cuttlefish, and octopuses, and gastropods, such as snails and slugs.«

The llama has stood up and stepped behind my chair. It is now laying its chin an my shoulder.

»Calm down, dude. You have to calm down. Did you have a stroke? You are using all these made-up words. You are speaking in tongues. Do you need a doctor or an exorcist?«

»Squidy and Paul have sent me a telephatical message.«

»Squidy?«

»The squid I rescued from the restaurant in the mobile tank home.«

»Paul?«

»The flamboyant octopus.«

»Telepathical? You mean like in your head?«

»Molluscs are the most intelligent species on planet Earth and in the whole wide universe. On most of he other planets they are openly walking on two of their too many legs and openly claiming the leadership. Squidy and Paul have returned to the deep blue sea. They are waiting for their alien cousins to invade Earth and to take over everything.«

Llama is helping me to stand up and is leading me to the hammock.

»Lie down, dude«, says the animal. »Relax. I will go and get you the help you need.«

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Today is Saturday, the 24th of August 2024.

Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 302 & Part 303

Today is Thursday, the 22nd of August 2022.

Thor's Day. Is Thor an alien and Asgard his home planet?
Did Thor know any octopi? And why did Thor cry?

Cousin, said the squid to the octopus, come run away with me.

Humanity is going crazy.

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"Bromford Of The Valley"

Baby, you′ve been had

I am forever searching high and low
But why does everybody tell me no?
Neptune of the seas, an answer for me, please
The Bromford of the valley doesn't know

I lie in wait with open eyes
I carry on through stormy skies
I follow every course my kingdom for a horse
But each time I grow old

Serpent of the Nile, relieve me for a while
And cast me from your spell and let me go

Messenger from Seven Seas has flown
To tell the king of Rhye he′s lost his throne
Wars will never cease, is there time enough for peace?
But the Bromford of the valley doesn't know

"Alaska
- 1) At Home With The Bromford
 - 2) Snowfall"

And once again we'll be as one with the Bromford
Far from the scorched pyramids
Our Sunday slippers, Mum there's no kippers in the freeze
And once again we'll be as one with the Bromford
Far from our catastrophic crimes
I'll be back with you before I die
And once again we'll be at home with Alaska
Next time you see her cruel face
Why don't you get around to ask her?
She'll hurt you with her smile
We'll suffer her just for a while

And once again we'll be at home with the Bromford
Next time you see her cruel face
Why don't you ask her?
Why don't you ask her?
Why don't you ask her?