Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 435 & Part 436

 

Today is Saturday, the 4th of April 2026.

Ewoks! They made me think about Ewoks! No-one likes Ewoks! Get rid of those Ewoks!

The tawny owl woke up with a start. Even after he realized that it was just a dream, he could not stop thinking about Ewoks from a green moon.

Do you think, all the wise monkeys asked the fourteen foxes because they thought the foxes were smart, Do you think our Twenty-Five is a reincarnated human born on or before May 25, 1973?

The foxes did not know what the monkeys meant and tried to make friends with all thirty-seven chicks instead.

But the astro-cats grinned inside their helmets.

We see, what you did there, they said to the monkeys. Because he does not like Ewoks he must be born on or before May 25, 1973, or be a reincarnation of a human being born on or before May 25, 1973.

The monkeys just nodded.

And they all imagined The Ewok Line for a while - a fictional graph, which correlates the birth year of a person and the subsequent appreciation of Ewoks, fictional teddy bear-like creatures from the 1983 Star Wars film Return of the Jedi. Those born on or before May 25, 1973 have a low appreciation of the film's creatures, while those born after this date have an affinity for them. This is because those who saw the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi, which was released theatrically on May 25, 1983, who were 10 or under still loved their teddy bears, giving them an increased appreciation for the Ewoks, whereas the older ones just found them annoying.

Everybody loves Ewoks, the koalas said with sadly hanging ears.

Or, as Arthur Rimbaud once said, said Twenty-Five, the tawny owl, 'Genius is the recovery of childhood at will.'

And four pandas joined the twenty-seven koalas, the twenty bears, the nineteen hares, the eleven hamsters, the three mice, the twenty-three wild boars, the fifteen pigs, the thirty cows, the twenty-two raccoons, the fourteen foxes, the six giraffes, the twenty-nine tigers, the twenty-three lions, the fifteen face-cats, the seven wolves, the thirty dogs, the twenty-two face-monkeys, the fourteen speak-no-evil-monkeys, the six hear-no-evil-monkeys, the twenty-eight see-no-evil-monkeys, the twenty astro-cats, the twelve hipster-cats, the four dragon cats, the twenty-seven hacker cats, the nineteen stunt cats, the eleven ninja-cats, the three pouting cats, the twenty-six crying cats, the eighteen weary cats, the ten kissing cats, the two cats with wry smiles, the twenty-four smiling cats with heart-eyes, the sixteen cats with tears of joy, the eight grinning cats with smiling eyes, the thirty-one grinning cats, the twenty-three spiders, the fifteen scorpions, the seven ladybugs, the twenty-nine bees, the twenty-one ants, the thirty crickets, the twenty-two mosquitoes, the fourteen caterpillars, the six snails, the twenty-six butterflies, the eighteen bats, the ten more chicks, the two chicks, the twenty-five chicks, the seventeen penguins, the nine little red birds, and the one little tawny owl…

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"Bromford"

Bota na boca, bota na cara, bota onde quiser
Bota na boca, bota na cara, bota onde quiser

O novinho me olhou e quis comer minha pepequinha
Hoje eu vou dar pro novinho, fode, fode a Larissinha
O novinho me olhou e quis comer minha pepequinha
Hoje eu vou dar pro novinho, fode, fode a Larissinha

Every time I try to run, you put your curse all over me
I surrender at your feet, baby, put it all on me
Every time I try to pray you away, you got me on my knees
I surrender at your feet, baby, put it all on me

I love it when you turn me on
I love it when you turn it on
I love it when you turn me on
So come back in and turn it on

Turn me on
Bota na boca, bota na cara, bota onde quiser
Turn me on
O novinho me olhou e quis comer minha pepequinha
Turn me on
Hoje eu vou dar pro novinho, fode, fode a Larissinha
Turn me on
O novinho me olhou e quis comer minha pepequinha
Turn me on
Hoje eu vou dar pro novinho, fode, fode a Larissinha
Turn me on

Bota na boca, bota na cara
Bota na boca, bota na cara
Bota na boca, bota na cara
Bota na boca, bota na cara
Bota na boca, bota na cara, bota onde quiser

Baby, ride me till the darkness of the night
Kill me softly like you want me euthanized, oh, yeah
Hot like rising sun, burning everything she touch
She don't even want your money, can buy you and someone else
She's addicted to the rush, I can never get enough
She desensitized to money, need to pay with something else

Baby, you turn me on
Ooh, you turn me on
Baby, you turn me on
Love it when you turn me on

Hit it from the back, she louder than two sold-out nights
I think she fell in love, she said she trusts me with her life, ah
Hot like rising sun, burning everything she touch
She don't even want your money, can buy you and someone else
She's addicted to the rush, I can never get enough
Bota na boca, bota na cara, bota na boca, bota na cara
She desensitized to money, need to pay with something else

Baby, you turn me on
I love it when you turn me on
I love it when you turn me on
I love the way you turn it on
See how you turn me on?
I love it when you turn me on
I love it when you turn me on
So now I gotta turn it on
Oh, baby

Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh

Take it easy, easy on me
Bota na boca, bota na cara, bota onde quiser
Take it easy, easy on me, oh
Bota na boca, bota na cara, bota onde quiser
Take it easy, easy on me
Oh, oh, oh

Bota na boca, bota na cara, bota onde quiser
Bota na boca, bota na cara, bota na boca, bota na cara
Bota na boca, bota na cara
Bota na boca, bota na cara
Bota na boca, bota na cara, bota onde quiser

"Sleeping Bear, Bromford"

Oh, Sleeping Bear!
Ran to the top and got scared
Of what I could see


Oh, Lamb of God!
Tell us your perfect design
And give us the rod

Oh, Sturgeon Bay!
Covered completely in sand
And covered in sun

Oh, Bromford!
Give up, the rocking boat's drowned
The Captain is done