Longer Weren'ts …

Why not Longer Sponges? No-one knows…

THEY are here. THEY are there. THEY are everywhere.
It's an invasion. An invasion of birds all over the lawn.
Black stars. Starfinks.

Are you able to write whole sentences, Bromford Bibble?
And no questions?

I don't know. Am I?

And the birds are called Starlings like in…
You fly back to school, now, little starling. Fly, Fly, Fly …

A census taker once tried to test me.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Did you know, when cats howl something is wrong?
Are they able to howl? Are their vocal cords designed to howl?
Can you hear their roar?

But maybe it depends on the animal's personality.

I don't like cats.

Come on, Bromford Bibble, you hate them.

Am I Bromford Bibble?



And the fortune cookie says,

Your dearest wish will come true.

Today is Saturday, the 14th of August 2021

🌦🌦🌦🌦🌦

Welcome to our lives, commuter, the protagonist says.

Computer? the antagonist asks.

Come on, Uter, the protagonist says. And computer translated into Klingon and back to English would mean something like, Come, turkey, come. A very strange mating call for turkeys.

Come puter, come! Computer! Computer!


Yours truly …