Longer Rangers …

Choices - The Wild Wood

Greetings from and welcome to the high risk area.

 

DANGER

KEEP OFF

 

I don't know how but they found me.

Cyrus, the virus is here to stay.
Do not be influenced by influenza.
Keep the distance and one of these Bon Jovi songs.

 

* Still grumpy, old grouch?

- Leave me alone, you walking and talking flokati on four legs.

* I am not a Greek woven woolen rug with a thick loose pile, you human, you. Keep your bad mood to yourself, please. Did you read my letter?

- You have not written it yet, you Greek freak.

* Oh, that is right. My bad. Another cup of tea, dear?

 

I stand up and walk across the living-room to turn on the radio.

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We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs that helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has this future in a British steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed, yeah

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak, and he loves to be spoken to (In his work)
Nigel is happy in his work (In his work)
Nigel is happy in his work (In his work)

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel

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And the fortune cookie says,

 

To err is human, to admit it,
superhuman.

 

Today is Saturday, the 17^th of October 2020.