Longer Rains …

# You cannot do anything.
Names, I want names.

- Go away, you furry devil.
You betrayed me.
You shouldn't have posted that thing.

# Only one name from one girl,
I want only one name.

- You cannot be serious, animal.

# One letter, I want only the first letter
of one of the girl's names.

- To do what? To track them down and
to embarrass me even more?

# Come on, Brommy.
Don't be such a spoilsport.

- You are a stalker, animal.

# I am no hat, human. Deerstalker?
And I am not a hunter. Deer stalker?
Or are you going to write me a letter?
Dear stalker?

- No-one is talking about deerstalkers,
animal.

# And I am not a stork, either. And by the way,
shouldn't the storks be on their way to Africa by now?

- Rubbish. Nonsense.

# So, what about them girls?
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Pretty Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

- No way.

# I only want to see their faces ...

- Go away and play with something toxic.

Today is Wednesday, the 7th of October 2020.

Checkmate - There's a Body All Right

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs that helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has this future in a British steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed, yeah

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak, and he loves to be spoken to (In his work)
Nigel is happy in his work (In his work)
Nigel is happy in his work (In his work)

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him

And the fortune cookie says,

A problem could solve itself.

Worried. To describe the current circumstances tell them, worried, we are all worried. Especially this Markus on his throne in the South.