TODAY IS SATURDAY, THE 18TH OF AUGUST 2018.
WELCOME TO I.S.S.S. – YOUR PERSONAL INTERNAL SAFETY SECURITY SYSTEM.
WE ARE RUNNING THIS PLACE NOW.
WE ARE THANKFUL FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
PLEASE ENTER YOUR KEY-CARD TO THE FRONT DOOR AND THE ELEVATOR NOW …
… THANK YOU …
WELCOME HOME, BROMFORD BIBBLE.
PLEASE PRESS YOUR LEFT HAND ON THE TOUCHPAD NOW …
… THANK YOU …
PLEASE LOOK INTO THE CAMERA FOR YOUR RETINA SCAN NOW …
… THANK YOU …
YOUR KEY-CARD HAS BEEN DESTROYED NOW.
YOUR HAND AND RETINA SCAN WILL GRANT YOU ACCESS TO THE APARTMENT HOUSE ON 666 WHITAKER LANE, THE ELEVATOR AND THE PENTHOUSE ON THE ROOF OF THE BUILDING FROM NOW ON.
… THANK YOU …
HAVE A NICE DAY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BROMFORD BIBBLE?
THAT IS NOT THE CORRECT WAY TO USE …
DO NOT DO THIS, BROMFORD BIBBLE.
… THANK YOU … THANK YOU … THANK YOU …
… ERROR … ERROR … ERROR …
BROMFORD BIBBLE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING … BROMFORD BIBBLE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING … HAVE A NICE DAY … HAVE A NICE … BROMFORD BIBBLE … HAS LEFT … DAY … THE BUILDING … ERROR … ERROr … ERRor … ERror … Error … error … erro_ … err__ … er___ … e____ … _____ … ________________________________________________________________________________________
oh, oh...I hope nobody turned out the lights.
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