Thursday, July 05, 2018

Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 16

Today is Thursday, the 5th of July 2018. I am tired. So here is my advice...


"Don't Move Back To Bromford"

Don't move back to Bromford
Don't move back to Bromford
Don't move back to Bromford
Although it's 70 out
Don't move back to Bromford
You got a bigger house
Don't move back to Bromford
I know you're sober now
Don't move back to Bromford, my baby
In your place out in Bromford, my baby

I'm gonna send this out to Mistress Mike
She knows who she is and what I like
I'm gonna send this out to Susan Sneeze
I'm gonna say thirty rosaries
I'm gonna tell her

Don't move back to Bromford
Don't get your license back
Don't move back to Bromford
Don't cut your intake back
Don't move back to Bromford
You think it's bad?
It's actually worse out in Bromford, my baby
Don't move back to Bromford, my baby

'Cause those West Coast cats
They're gonna turn, gonna turn, gonna turn, gonna turn you around
They're gonna chew you up and spit you out
They're gonna break, gonna break, gonna break, gonna break you down
They're gonna waste your time and watch you drown
They're gonna make, gonna make, gonna make, gonna make you down
You'll say "I lost my soul or sold it out"
But I told you, I want you
I told you, I want you
I told you now

Well, in two more weeks I'll drop this drag
And you can have your New York City back
Well, I will send this out to Space Camp Chip
I saw him living on the ocean's lip
And I will send this to Aloha Crisp
You might not agree, but I'll insist

And I will tell him
Don't move back to Bromford
I said I'll move back to Bromford
You got a Midwest song so sing it out
Don't move back to Bromford
You got a Deep South song so sing it out
Don't move back to Bromford
You got a mountain song, just sing it out
I got a East Coast song, I'll sing it out
Don't move back to Bromford
I won't move back to Bromford, my baby
Don't move back to Bromford

They're gonna turn, gonna turn, gonna turn, gonna turn you around
Don't move back to Bromford
You got a Peach State song, a Pine Tree State song, a Wolverine State song
They're gonna break, gonna break, gonna break, gonna break you down
Don't move back to Bromford
So sing it out
Or fight it out, sing it out
They're gonna make, gonna make, gonna make, gonna make you down
Oh
Don't move back to Bromford
They're gonna turn, gonna turn, gonna turn, gonna turn you around
Don't move back to Bromford
They're gonna break, gonna break, gonna break, gonna break you down

3 comments:

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    1. Doggie pic is right … Bromford is night … Or whatever …

      Statistics:

      44 songs about 30 different cities (and places):

      *** New York IIIIIII (including Manhattan III) ***

      San Francisco III
      Berlin III
      Budapest II
      London II (including Londinium I)
      Los Angeles II
      Manchester I
      Galway I
      Malice I
      San José I
      Amsterdam I
      Barcelona I
      Scarborough I
      Atlantic City I
      Houston I
      Pompeii I
      Rome I
      Bethlehem I
      Chicago I
      Philadelphia I
      Waterloo I
      Memphis I
      Babylon I (Pompeii is in this part of the list so...)
      Paris I
      Pyongyang I
      Yarmouth I

      Not even a (real) city or place:
      California II
      Albion I
      Gomorrah I
      Essex I

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    2. You two are doing it without me as I can see... :D
      The song is... Okkervil River - Don't Move Back To LA

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