Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 170

Today is Wednesday, the 4th of August 2021.

Rabbits are only half as scary as hares.

Longer hares? Where did this come from?











"Bromford"

The summer sun set a vicious circus

When shadows held the world in place

But today i felt a chill in my apartment's coolest place

Fuggi regal fantasima

The village larks cannot be heard

Cause all the crows got panderers

I can't escape these velvet drapes

Don't want my rings to fall off my fingers

Fuggi regal fantasima

The mirror i find hard to face

Cause i fear it's a long way down

Got to get away from here

Think i know which hemisphere

Crazy me don't think there's pain in Bromford

They dance you round a waltz confound

But i fear it's a long way down

This road

Even if that straw i pulled

And i got to fight that bull

Nothing really does compare to Bromford

Besides in spain don juan's to blame

But i fear it's a long way down

And i fear i won't be around

Yes i fear it's a long way down

Cause i fear it's a long way down

And i fear i won't be around

Got to get away from here

Think i know which hemisphere

Make sure i have all my papers

Laying out my summer clothes

Search for traps in vain like scratching

So my suitcase i can close

Fuggi regal fantasima

Longer Hares …

»Put away your mobile phone, Bromford«, Nigel says.


To be stuck inside of mobile with the Memphis blues again. I pray every day for a life without repeats.


»It's a re-run, darling«, Kylie whispers reading my thoughts.


»Earth is under attack!« the llama adds.


»Saddle your llamas!« Nigel shouts out.


»Hey!« the llama complains.


»Sorry, mate«, Nigel says. »Saddle your horses! We have to protect the planet from alien invasion!«


What is the difference between an enterprise and a prize? Or what is the difference between employment and emptiness? Were these the better words for yesterday's post?


»Where is your silver anniversary gift, Brommy?« Kylie asks. »Go and get your golden plank.«


»It is more like a post«, I say. »A golden full post to be precise. But the Klingon expression full post for idiot does not work here.«


»Watch out!«


Are that water guns Nigel and Llama are using to aim at the sky?


»The Woozlons from planet Woozle are on their way!«


»This is not Hollywood like I understand it«, I say.


»Hold your head up.« Kylie is stroking my shoulder.


»Hold up my head… quarter?«


And the fortune cookie says,

If you miss an opportunity,
it turns its back on you.

Today is Tuesday, the 3rd of August 2021.

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♫ Come on, come on, come on, karma chameleon ♫,
the protagonist sings.


»Another cup of tea, dear?«


The antagonist in a costume looks like Mrs Doubtfire… or the late Barbara Bush.

 

Longer Goods …

It was twenty-five years ago today.
They told the Brom to play.

Twenty-five years a slave.
But that is inappropriate when you are being paid.

What is the difference between voluntary and vulnerable?
Voluntarily vulnerable.

I think I messed up the punchline of all of this because I forgot the words I wanted to use in the first place.

Bromford is not writing.
He is thinking about the meaning of life.



And the fortune cookie says,

If you hunt two hares,
you won't catch one.

Today is Monday, the 2nd of August 2021.

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The protagonist can only think of a three word combination…

Mid-Crise-Lifis.