Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 515 & Part 516

Today is Friday, the 6th of November 2026.

Let go, folks, Twenty-Five, our little tawny owl shouted out to his caravan-crew. I have got the feeling we don't have much time. End of year is coming near and nearer, so I want you to remember what Joseph Campbell said.

Who is Joseph Campbell? all the cats whispered. Someone at Campbell Soup Company, Campbell's with the canned soups?

We don't know, the ten leopards admitted, but somebody should ask for the quote, or else the owl would be pissed for the next up-coming days.

We sacrifice ourselves, the tigers said and asked the tawny owl, What did Joseph Campbell say, oh, Twenty-Five, our leader, our guru?

He said, 'We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us.' said Twenty-Five and couldn't get rid of the feeling that he had been mocked in one way or the other.

And six goats joined the twenty-nine sheep, the twenty-one rams, the thirteen other pigs, the five more cows, the twenty-seven water buffaloes, the nineteen oxen, the eleven hippopotamuses, the three rhinoceros, the twenty-six deer, the eighteen other horses, the ten leopards, the two more tigers, the twenty-five normal cats, the seventeen more dogs, the nine poodles, the one assistance dog, the twenty-three guide dogs, the fifteen orangutans, the seven gorillas, the thirty thirsty monkeys, the twenty-two dragons, the fourteen hens, the six unicorns, the twenty-eight horses, the twenty zebras, the twelve frogs, the four pandas, the twenty-seven koalas, the twenty bears, the nineteen hares, the eleven hamsters, the three mice, the twenty-three wild boars, the fifteen pigs, the thirty cows, the twenty-two raccoons, the fourteen foxes, the six giraffes, the twenty-nine tigers, the twenty-three lions, the fifteen face-cats, the seven wolves, the thirty dogs, the twenty-two face-monkeys, the fourteen speak-no-evil-monkeys, the six hear-no-evil-monkeys, the twenty-eight see-no-evil-monkeys, the twenty astro-cats, the twelve hipster-cats, the four dragon cats, the twenty-seven hacker cats, the nineteen stunt cats, the eleven ninja-cats, the three pouting cats, the twenty-six crying cats, the eighteen weary cats, the ten kissing cats, the two cats with wry smiles, the twenty-four smiling cats with heart-eyes, the sixteen cats with tears of joy, the eight grinning cats with smiling eyes, the thirty-one grinning cats, the twenty-three spiders, the fifteen scorpions, the seven ladybugs, the twenty-nine bees, the twenty-one ants, the thirty crickets, the twenty-two mosquitoes, the fourteen caterpillars, the six snails, the twenty-six butterflies, the eighteen bats, the ten more chicks, the two chicks, the twenty-five chicks, the seventeen penguins, the nine little red birds, and the one little tawny owl…

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"Bromford United"

We watch you your expert double exes
It’s just like you to paint those whiter fences

It’s so polite it’s so polite it’s offensive it’s offensive
It’s so unright it’s so unright it’s a technical accept it

But who needs love when there’s Law & Order
And who needs love when there’s Southern Comfort
And who needs love at all

We stalk you your expert double exes
We oxidize you in your sleep there’s no exit there’s no exit

You’re on a roll you’re on a roll no one gets it no one gets it
Your honor no your honor can’t you protect us, protect us

But who needs love when there’s Law & Order
And who needs love when there’s Southern Comfort
And who needs love
Ahen the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store

Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - I’m so excited
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - the blacks and beat kids
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - I’m getting frightened
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh - someday someday Bromford united

Bugsy Malone came to carry you home and they’re taking you all to the doctor
Burberry vices all sugary spices it’s nice but it’s not what I’m after
Sure, I admire you
Sure, you inspire me but you’ve been not getting back so
I’ll wait at the Sainbury’s countin’ my change making BANK on the upcoming roster

And we’ll stop you your expert double exes
Oh yeah, a big stock holder exxtra cold with 2 X’s
That never talking thing you do is effective it’s effective
Your shoulder’s icy colder-oh than a death wish than a death wish

But who needs love when there’s Law & Order
And who needs love when there’s Dukes of Hazard
And who needs love
When the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store

Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - I’m so excited
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - the blacks and beat kids
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - they’re so excited
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - when I think about Bromford uniting
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - I’m getting frightened
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - the blacks, the blacks, the blacks, and beat kids
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - it’s so exciting
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday

BROMFORD UNITED.

"Miss Bromford"

I got a fearful feather and it starts to glow
I feel it's something but it's not my own
I got to change the pattern cause they patter so loud
Nowadays I really know I've got to go

Good morning Miss Bromford
I feel good but I know your not coming
Good morning Miss Bromford
I feel good but I know your not coming

Hey...

And when my dear starts running I'll be out the door
I fish for hillies in the midnight hour
I start to find myself in the industry
And watch the people that belong to me

Good morning Miss Bromford
I feel good but I know your not coming
Good morning Miss Bromford
I feel good but I know your not coming

Hey and you wait another day for me
You worked so hard
You're waiting for another cub
We gonna end are nights togehter
We gonna make what noone ever

And if you jump from the queens bridge you're alright
2 lonely hearts just to slow to beat all time
And if the peer is gonna drag you up
Like holy Bromford on the nightmare cup

We gonna end our nights together
We gonna make what noone ever

I got a fearful feather and it starts to glow
Good Morning Miss Bromford
I feel it's something but it's not my own
Good Morning Miss Bromford
I got to change the pattern cause they patter so loud
Good Morning Miss Bromford
Nowadays I really know I've got to go
Good morning, La Belle and me...