Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 383 & Part 384

 

Today is Wednesday, the 27th of August, 2025. 

Time is an illusion, said Albert Einstein, said the tawny owl.

Write that in your BlockBlog, said one hacker cat to the other.

I'm not a hacker cat, said the other cat. I am a ninja-cat.

Don't believe her, said the eleven ninja-cats, she is not a ninja-cat. 

But no-one could see or hear them in their secret disguise.

Hacker cats, one of the stunt cat remarked, are a myth. Cats cannot work computers and not solve murder mystery crimes. There are no such things as detective cats.

But despite all of this twenty-seven hacker cats joined the nineteen stunt cats, the eleven ninja-cats, the three pouting cats, the twenty-six crying cats, the eighteen weary cats, the ten kissing cats, the two cats with wry smiles, the twenty-four smiling cats with heart-eyes, the sixteen cats with tears of joy, the eight grinning cats with smiling eyes, the thirty-one grinning cats, the twenty-three spiders, the fifteen scorpions, the seven ladybugs, the twenty-nine bees, the twenty-one ants, the thirty crickets, the twenty-two mosquitoes, the fourteen caterpillars, the six snails, the twenty-six butterflies, the eighteen bats, the ten more chicks, the two chicks, the twenty-five chicks, the seventeen penguins, the nine little red birds, and the one little tawny owl…

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"Bromford"

One, two, three, four

Watching this go by, you get a notion in your head
You′re going nowhere
I'm sure you′ve felt that way too
Don't the good times fly?
You'll be a long time dead
If life′s for living, it′s up to you
Let's dance!
Romance, find Bromford, beyond the mountains of the moon
No fears!
No tears
You pay the piper, you call the tune
Believing yet to reach where sky and water meet
That far horizon, the line that never seems to rest
The closer I get to it, the faster it retreats
I′m walking slowly into the west
Let's dance!
Romance, find Bromford, beyond the mountains of the moon
No fears!
No, no tears
You pay the piper, you call the tune

Let′s dance!
Romance, find Bromford, beyond the mountains of the moon
No fears!
No, no tears
You pay the piper, you call the tune

Find Bromford, beyond the mountains of the moon

"Bromford City"

You′ve got a best friend, don't know how
You′ve got a best friend now
You've got a best friend, don't know how
You′ve got a best friend now

You can take him out for drinks
And if he stinks makes you think
Maybe baby, I love you more

But I′ve gotta have some friends when
You're gone for to hear me cry
Don′t I

You've got a best friend, don′t know how
You've got a best friend Monday morning comes,
Don′t leave me now

Woke up this morning, don't know what I said
Now I'm walking ′round in circles, baby, bread in my head
They say Bromford′s the place to be
But can you get me there for free?

There's always a tunnel at the end of the line
You can wear it back to 1929
Cause if you never see me again, I′ll leave all the cash that I can

Buy yourself a drink and if it stinks makes you think
Maybe baby, I love you more
But I've gotta have some friends when you′re gone for to hear me cry
Don't I?

You′ve got a best friend don't know how
You've got a best friend now
You've got a best friend now
You've got a best friend now
You've got a best friend now

You've got a best friend now