Wednesday, January 04, 2023

Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 232

 

Today is Wednesday, the 4th of January 2023.

Happy new year, world, said the fox to the ox.
Have you seen the scarf for the giraffe?

But the scarf for the giraffe was far too large.
And a Docteur just mocked her.


What was I talking about?

I give anything for a bad rhyme...

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"Leaving Bromford"

Life springs eternal
On a gaudy neon street
Not that I care at all
I spent the best part of my losing streak
In an Army Jeep
For what I can't recall
Oh I'm banging on my TV set
And I check the odds
And I place my bet
I pour a drink
And I pull the blind
And I wonder what I'll find
I'm leaving Bromford
Lights so bright
Palm sweat blackjack
On a Saturday night
Leaving Bromford
Leaving for good, for good
I'm leaving for good
I'm leaving for good

Used to be I could drive
Up to Barstow for the night
Find some crossroad trucker
To demonstrate his might
But these days it seems
Nowhere is far enough away
So I'm leaving Bromford today
I'm leaving Bromford
Oh, lights so bright
Blackjack on a Saturday night
I'm leaving Bromford
I'm leaving for good, for good

I'm standing in the middle of the desert
Waiting for my ship to come in
But now no joker, no jack, no king
Can take this loser hand
And make it win
I'm leaving Bromford
Oh, I'm leaving Bromford
For good, for good
Leaving Bromford

I quit my job as a dancer
At the Lido des Girls
And we're dealing blackjack until one or two
Such a muddy line between
The things you want
And the things you have to do
Oh, leaving Bromford
Lights so bright
Palm sweat blackjack
On a Saturday night
Leaving Bromford
I'm leaving for good
Oh, I'm leaving Bromford
And the lights so bright
Palm sweat blackjack
On a Saturday night
I'm leaving Bromford
I'm leaving for good, for good
Oh, I'm leaving Bromford
And the lights so bright
Leaving Bromford
And I won't be back
No, no
No, I won't be back
Not this time






3 comments:

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    1. Thought I knew this song... But do I?
      Sheryl Crow - Leaving Las Vegas

      You have to have been there before you can leave...

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    2. Counting is hell... Las Vegas with two points in the TOP 50 now...

      361 songs about 182 different cities (and places).

      *** New York IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including Manhattan IIIII and Brooklyn III and Chelsea II and Harlem I and New Amsterdam I) ***

      Los Angeles IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including Hollywood IIIIIIIIIII and West Hills I)
      London IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including Chelsea III and Londinium I and Walthamstow I and Muswell Hill I)
      Hamburg IIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including St. Pauli III and Wilhelmsburg I and Altona I and Jenfeld I and Bahrenfeld I and Ohlsdorf I and Niendorf I)
      Berlin IIIIIIIII
      Amsterdam IIIIIIII
      Babylon/Babel IIIIIIII (Pompeii is in this part of the list so...)
      Jerusalem IIIIII
      Bethlehem IIIII
      Memphis IIIII
      San Francisco IIIII
      Chicago IIII
      Warsaw IIII (including Warszawa I)
      New Orleans III
      Philadelphia III
      Manchester III
      Detroit III
      Paris III
      Houston III
      Baltimore III
      Moscow III
      Rome III
      Kansas City III
      Seattle III
      Budapest II
      Hong Kong II
      Tijuana II
      Acapulco II
      Montréal II
      Galway II
      Washington II
      Barcelona II
      Belfast II
      Shanghai II
      Tulsa II
      Jupiter II
      Miami II
      Damascus II
      Vienna II
      Saint Malo II (also San Malo I)
      Jericho II
      Nashville II
      Black Mountain II
      Soma II
      Bangkok II
      Las Vegas II
      Malice I
      San José I
      Scarborough I
      Atlantic City I
      Pompeii I
      Waterloo I
      Pyongyang I
      Yarmouth I
      Santa Maria Da Feira I
      Berkeley I
      West Palm Beach I
      Cologne I
      Monterey I
      Starkville I
      Odessa I
      Tupelo I
      Leningrad I
      Fribourg I
      Montgomery I
      Folsom I
      Perth I
      Sanibel I
      Harrisburg I
      Gloucester I
      Calgary I
      Blackfield I
      Omaha I
      Gainesville I
      Santiago I
      Chernobyl I
      Grevenbroich I
      Brownsville I
      Mason City I
      Benton I
      San Jacinto I
      Cairo I
      Grafton I
      Istanbul I
      Nazareth I
      Aurora I
      Durango I
      Donkey Town I
      Key West I
      Laredo I
      Durban I
      Bowenville I
      Woodstock I
      Kalispell I
      El Dorado I
      Gaza I
      Oxford I
      Orléans I
      Kilronan I
      Santa Fe I
      Leicester I
      Saskatoon I
      Singapore I
      Poughkeepsie I
      Twin Falls I
      Greenwich I
      Ottawa I
      Red Lake I
      Sapokanikan I
      Tokyo I
      Guernica I
      Port I
      Sheffield I
      Skara Brae I
      Grantchester I
      Bingen I
      Columbia I
      Venice I
      Baghdad I
      Marquette I
      Salisbury I
      Birnam I
      Ramada I
      Putnam I
      Sterling I
      Pittsfield I
      Driftwood I
      Copenhagen I
      New Danville I
      New Paris I
      Muskegon I
      Metropolis I
      Sapporo I
      Johnsburg I
      St. Charles I
      Tipperary I
      Sherwood I
      Juno I
      Aberdeen I
      Margarita I
      Highland I
      Millbrook I
      Southampton I
      Central City I
      San Bernardino I
      Westfall I
      Buffalo I
      Guajira I
      Sarajevo I
      Zebulon I
      Asbury Park I
      St. Lawrence I
      Santa Monica I
      Mount Airy I
      Valparaiso I
      Jacksonville I
      Atlanta I
      Brighton I
      Galveston I
      Grenville I
      Oklahoma I
      Heartland I
      Sedan I
      Blanchard I
      San Malo I
      St. James I
      Saginaw I
      Ceylon City I
      Liverpool I
      Bristol I
      Vatican I
      Normal I
      Baton Rouge I

      Not even really a (real) city or place:
      Jersey III
      California II
      Gomorrah II
      Albion I
      Essex I
      Idaho I
      Atlantis I
      Camelot I
      A City With No Name I
      Drywood I

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