Saturday, December 19, 2020

Bromford's Arc - Part 21 - 12:19 a.m.

Apartment 6 - Third Floor - right hand side … and we walk all night.

'The third floor has always been the dampest of them all', Kylie tells Nigel. 'We should call Mario or Luigi, our concierge or janitor to do something against the steam and stains.'

'Oh, please', Fiona and Fritz Fish from Apartment 6 bubble, 'this is just the way we like it.'

'Fishy, very fishy', the llama says.

'Finding Nemo and Dory?' Nigel asks. 'When will they start finding Marlin?'

'We found him', Fiona says, 'At P. Sherman's, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.'

'Shhhhh', Fritz, the Fish, says, 'the Y-Mess Story is getting near a grand conclusion.'

'The Pastafarians of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster followed the star towards Bromford, the friendly town by the bay and seaside (where it said that the painter would be born in the old writings). It seemed to stop and shine directly down upon the place where Nigel was.

The Pastafarians of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster entered the house where they now lived and found Nigel with Kylie, they bowed down and worshipped him. The Pastafarians of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster spread the gifts they had brought before Nigel. The gifts were gold, frankincense and myrrh colours for the boy to paint the most exciting paintings of them all. The Pastafarians of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster were warned in a dream, by Jason, not to go back to Donald. So they returned home to their countries in the East by a different way.'


And way down we go …


"WannaBe In Bromford"

I came to Bromford to be rock and roll
Along the way I had to sell my soul
I made some good friends that make me say
I really wannabe in Bromford

I took the time to get to Beverly
Laid some rocket tape roll on the 180
Alain and Natasha always make me say
I really wannabe in Bromford

( I really wannabe in Bromford wahahoo)
( I really wannabe in Bromford wahahoo)
( I really wannabe in Bromford wahahoo)

I take the city in the dead of night
I'm burning gas until I feel all right
The sunset honeys always make me say
I really wannabe in Bromford

I came to Bromford. to be rock and roll
Along the way I had to sell my soul
I made some good friends that make me say
I really wannabe in Bromford



3 comments:

  1. I don't know how to say it ... YES !!! :D :D :D

    Eagles Of Death Metal - Wannabe In L.A.

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  2. Hamburg, time to prepare for the loss of rang 2 ... L.A. is coming closer and closer ...

    208 songs about 103 different cities (and places).

    *** New York IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including Manhattan IIIII and Chelsea I and Brooklyn I) ***

    Hamburg IIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including St. Pauli III and Wilhelmsburg I and Altona I and Jenfeld I and Bahrenfeld I and Ohlsdorf I and Niendorf I)
    Los Angeles IIIIIIIIIIIIIII (including Hollywood IIIIII)
    Berlin IIIIIII
    Amsterdam IIIIIII
    London IIIIIII (including Londinium I and Chelsea I and Walthamstow I)
    San Francisco IIII
    Bethlehem IIII
    Memphis IIII
    Jerusalem IIII
    New Orleans III
    Philadelphia III
    Manchester III
    Budapest II
    Babylon II (Pompeii is in this part of the list so...)
    Warsaw II
    Rome II
    Hong Kong II
    Tijuana II
    Paris II
    Houston II
    Acapulco II
    Montréal II
    Seattle II
    Galway II
    Washington II
    Detroit II
    Malice I
    San José I
    Barcelona I
    Scarborough I
    Atlantic City I
    Pompeii I
    Chicago I
    Waterloo I
    Pyongyang I
    Yarmouth I
    Santa Maria Da Feira I
    Berkeley I
    West Palm Beach I
    Cologne I
    Monterey I
    Starkville I
    Odessa I
    Tupelo I
    Leningrad I
    Miami I
    Fribourg I
    Baltimore I
    Montgomery I
    Folsom I
    Perth I
    Sanibel I
    Harrisburg I
    Gloucester I
    Calgary I
    Blackfield I
    Omaha I
    Gainesville I
    Santiago I
    Saint Malo I
    Chernobyl I
    Grevenbroich I
    Brownsville I
    Mason City I
    Benton I
    San Jacinto I
    Cairo I
    Grafton I
    Istanbul I
    Belfast I
    Nazareth I
    Aurora I
    Moscow I
    Durango I
    Donkey Town I
    Key West I
    Laredo I
    Durban I
    Bangkok I
    Bowenville I
    Woodstock I
    Shanghai I
    Kalispell I
    El Dorado I
    Gaza I
    Las Vegas I
    Oxford I
    Orléans I
    Kilronan I
    Santa Fe I
    Leicester I
    Saskatoon I
    Singapore I
    Poughkeepsie I

    Not even really a (real) city or place:
    Jersey III
    California II
    Gomorrah II
    Albion I
    Essex I
    Idaho I
    Atlantis I
    Camelot I

    🦙🦙🦙

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