Bromford and Okapi - Part 5

 

»Seriously, dude?«

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Today is Monday, the 14th of October 2024.

Bromford and Okapi - Part 4

»Animal?«

»But is it an animal? Or is it a plane? Or more like an unknown flying object? Or is it just click bait with a glossing over picture of yourself with an unrealistically young and muscular and as well slim body of yours, dude?«

»I am only addressing you as animal, llama. And I am kind of wondering. The atrificial intelligence created a very natural and lifelike picture of me. But does the AI know what an okapi is and what it looks like?«

»What is an okapi, dude? Some kind of dog?«

»The okapi or Okapia johnstoni, also known as the forest giraffe, Congolese giraffe and zebra giraffe, is an artiodactyl mammal that is endemic to the northeast Democratic Republic of the Congo in central Africa. However, non-invasive genetic identification has suggested that a population has occurred south-west of the Congo River as well. It is the only species in the genus Okapia. Although the okapi has striped markings reminiscent of zebras, it is most closely related to the giraffe. The okapi and the giraffe are the only living members of the family Giraffidae.«

»Sounds confusing to me, even as a member of the artiodactyl mammal family. Is it a giraffe? Is it a zebra? I can understand that the AI is confused. And I still think this picture is click baiting. What comes next, dude? Are you going to take of your too tight west and post some topless pics?«

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Today is Saturday, the 12th of October 2024.

Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 314 & Part 315

Today is Wednesday, the 9th of October 2024.

I couldn't avoid overhearing your conversation with that lame duck earlier,

the turkey said to the rooster. I have got to know these humans, especially

those in Northern America. And since we are getting close to that time of

year, to that season when my featherly species is in especially grave danger

of becoming main course of festive banquets I gobbled to ask myself if you,

dear rooster, could tell me where I could attent the next meeting of that SLAS

you mentioned earlier.

SLAS? asked the rooster. I don't remember what an SLAS is. Don't broil me,

I am only a chicken with a brain the size of a pea. And a few minutes ago I

have met a nice, fat man with a dirty and stained white apron. He invited me to his

tanning salon, to get... well... a little tan. And I think that is exactly what I need now

the days are getting shorter and it is getting colder outside. Please excuse me...

And off he went and the turkey flinched back its head in utterly dismay
gobbling the gobbliest of all gobbles.

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"Bromford 37"

Knock, knock, who's there?
2012 is a brand new year
Cleaning house, singing songs
Shedding light and righting wrongs
Ding dong, the witch ain't dead
She's still trying to take my bread
Four more years 'til my girls all grown
Then the bitch gonna have to leave me alone
It's all good, 'cause I'm as happy as a flea
On a mountain of dogs, you see
A little music cured all the hurt
And put hate in six feet of dirt

I was looking for some Heaven
There's no need to look no more
Bromford 37 took me right to Heaven's door
Knock knock, woah
Rock and roll
Bromford 37 took me right to Heaven's door

Here's to those who didn't think
Train could ever roll again
You were the fuel that I used when
Inspiration hit a dead end
San Francisco got it done
415 took the 911
Thank you all for believing in
We won't let you down again
Truth is, it was attitude
Replaced greed with gratitude
Then replaced a pretty key dude
It's all truth, not being rude
Making love now, not mistakes
Working hard instead of looking for breaks
Came all the way from the eighth great lake
And found 37 reasons to stay

I was looking for some Heaven
There's no need to look no more
Bromford 37 took me right to Heaven's door
Knock knock, woah
Rock and roll
Bromford 37 took me right to Heaven's door

I was looking for some Heaven
There's no need to look no more
Bromford 37 took me right to Heaven's door

"Bromford Angel"

Angels watching
Angels watching over you

Keep on
Keep on watching
Keep on

Keep on
Keep on watching
Keep on

Unseen love is energy
Melody calling from afar
In a dream an angel came to me
Voices falling as a star

I believe in love
I believe in evolution
Angel
Keep on watching
Bromford angel
Keep on watching over you

Keep on
Love is anything

Keep on
Calling from afar

Angels watching

Keep on
Keep on watching
Keep on

Keep on
Keep on watching
Keep on

Angels watching over you

I believe in love
I believe in evolution
I believe in love
Gentle revolution

I believe
I believe

Angel
Keep on watching

Angel

Angels watching over you

Fly quickly