Bromford and Giraffe ...

 

»When I was a little boy…«

»Your Grandpa Ganter called pure clean water Goose Wine.«

»What? No.«

»Oh, never mind. It was just because we were talking about drinking milk the other day and about drinking too much and all the problems that milk abuse causes in this world today.«

»We were talking about what?«

»Your Grandma used to cut your hair?«

»What? What are you talking about, animal?«

»I just thought you wanted to tell me that when you were a little boy your Grandma White used to cut your hair and dressed you in blue shirts and wests and ties. And that at that age you used to be an apprentice of some kind of Doctor Moreau or even a Doctor Frankenstein and created a very strange kind of giraffe with more than one and too many necks. Or was it another kind of cow with brown and yellow spots and patches? I bet you were a peculiar little boy, Bromford, the creepy nerd or nerdy creep.«

»And you still wonder why I am still looking for a new animal companion, animal? Stop wondering. Just stop wondering.«

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Today is Thursday, the 20th of February 2025.