Wednesday, September 19, 2018

The Puritan states…


Today is Wednesday, the 19th of September 2018.

Kylie is calling from Massachusetts. She is still worried. But she is also very busy watching KussKuss that llama of yours, Bromford Bibble. Members of your beige cult are chasing them trying to eat the camelid or something. Kylie swears she saw Saluh Salah Sahnd the leader of the pack himself following them in one of his beige Rolls-Royces. You know one of these luxury vehicles he bought from the money you, his cult members, gave him. Massachusetts the Bay State, the Pilgrim State, the Baked Bean State with its' name to hard to spell and to pronounce. And she, Kylie, is dreaming about a new boy-friend who looks a lot like Elvis. But she thinks this is the wrong place to look for him. The llama sents its' regards …

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