Tuesday, November 15, 2022

D abbles …

»Feels like we are going down«, the llama whispers.

»What floor are we on?« Kylie asks.

»That is hard to say«, I answer.

The five of us are looking at the display of the elevator panel.

 88

»The display must be broken. The apartment-house on 666, Whitaker Lane, in Bromford, the friendly town by the bay and seaside, does not have eighty-eight storeys«, Nigel is stating the obvious

»Look!« the llama shouts out as kind of a countdown starts.

 

15

14

13

12

11

10

09

08

07

06

05

04

03

02

01

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But the elevator does not stop here although it does not feel like it is moving at all.

 -01

-02

-03

-04

-05

-06

»What is this?« Professor Sideburns asks. »Does this building have sub-levels?«

»Not that I know«, I say.

And the llama adds, »I have a bad feeling about this.«

-07

-08

-09

-10

-11

-12

-13

-14

-15

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»Make it stop!« Kylie is crying out trying to hold on to something right before the elevator panel display returns to showing only one number.

66

Silent again we are exchanging concerned glances.

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Today is Tuesday, the 15th of November 2022.



Bromford below.




Saturday, November 12, 2022

Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 228

Today is Saturday, the 12th of November 2022.

Oh, no! Not another catface, the wolf cried out.
So wolves cry out? Is that something you say in foreign Klingon language?
Just wondering...

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"Bromford Delivery"
 
Last night I was cool
at the pool hall
Held the table for eleven games
Nothing was easier
than the first seven
I beat a woman with varicose veins.
 
She stopped to see
herself in the mirror
Fix her hair and hide heir veins
And she lost the game.
 
Next day I went to the dentist
He pulled some teeth
and I lost some blood
We'd like to thank you
for the cards you sent us
My wives and I were all choked up.
 
I recall how Caesar and Cleo
Made love in the Milky Way
They needed boats
and armies to get there
I know there's a better way.
 
I saw the movie and I read the book
But when it happened to me
I sure was glad I had what it took
To get away.
 
Gotta get away, gotta get away
Gotta get away, gotta get away
 
I'm making another delivery
Of chemicals and sacred roots
I'll hold what you have to give me
But I'll use what I have to use.
 
The lasers are in the lab
The old man
is dressed in white clothes
Everybody says he's mad
No one knows
the things that he knows.
 
No one knows, no one knows
No one knows, no one knows
 
I'm sleepin' in every hallway
I just can't accept the stares
I'm using too many covers
I'm warm now so I don't care.
 
I'm thinkin' of no one in my mind
Bromford delivery
is a job I know I'll keep
It sure was hard to find.
 
Hard to find. hard to find
Hard to find. hard to find



Wednesday, November 09, 2022

S acks …

The elevator is still moving.

»Are we going up?« Nigel is whispering.

»I hope not«, says Kylie unsurely looking at the cabin's ceiling.

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Today is Wednesday, the 9th of November 2022.



End of Secret Message.