Longer Memes ...

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...Brings Back Some Memories - Zen, or the Skill to Catch a Killer

* There's a hippo in the basement
and her name is Happy.

- Happy Hippo, really?
How do you know?

* I heard her the other day.

- What kind of noise does a Hippopotamus make?

* A what?

- Ah, come on, animal. Let me go.
There is no hippo in the basement.

* Wait till it eats all our laundry, dude.
By the way, did you empty the dryer?

- No, did you?

* Thank goddess, I am a llama.
I do not wear clothes and I do not have any laundry.
Is there any news from Nigel by any chance?


We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs that helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has this future in a British steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed, yeah

Today is Tuesday, the 18th of August, 2020.

Know the benfit of a running gag.

And the fortune cookie says,

Think first,
What is my greatest wish?