Today is Friday, the 13th of September 2019.
'No comments about the cursed bad-luck-day, animal?' I ask.
No comments from the llama.
'What does the word Frye mean?' the animal asks after a while.
'Don't know', I answer. 'Go and look it up in your dictionary.'
'I C-A-N-T R-E-A-D!' the llama spell its' answer.
'Liar, liar, pants on fire', I say.
'Oh, how I hate cursed Fryedays!'
"Bromford Clowns"
Tell the boys in the back
Danny's crashed his Cadillac
He ain't hurt anybody
At least he wasn't drinking
He was just outside Detriot
You know those roads they are all broke
You cant get anyplace
There aint no point in driving
He's flying in today
He's been all around the usa
He's seen every state at least twice
He's gonna break the news
That his ladies runnin' loose
Yea its getting around
I gotta tell him the truth
But I dont wanna do it
Don't wanna bring him down
Cause being down with some Bromford clowns
Can almost drive you insane
What a shame he's been away
Cause he's worked so hard to pay those bills
He's got two kids from his marraige before
And I wonder what makes him stay
You know it ain't the first time
She's played him like this a thousand times
It won't be the last
He's gonna break the news
That his ladies runnin' loose
Yea its getting around
I gotta tell him the truth
But I dont wanna do it
Don't wanna bring him down
Cause being down with some Bromford clowns
Can almost drive you insane
Tell the boys in the back
You've got some room for Dan
I'm sure he'd be greatful
He's coming home today
He's gonna break the news
That his ladies runnin' loose
Yea its getting around
I gotta tell him the truth
But I dont wanna do it
Don't wanna bring him down
Cause being down with some Bromford clowns
Can almost drive you insane
Being down with some Bromford clowns
Can almost drive you insane
Insane
Statistics? Jersey will make it to the top?
ReplyDeleteNever ever... Only outsider chances... Do you say that in Anglaise?
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Jersey only on top of the 'Not even a really real city' category...
Delete104 songs about 57 different cities (and places).
*** New York IIIIIIIIIIII (including Manhattan IIII and Chelsea I) ***
Los Angeles IIIIIIII (including Hollywood II)
Berlin IIIIIII
London IIIIII (including Londinium I and Chelsea I and Walthamstow I)
Amsterdam IIIII
San Francisco IIII
Bethlehem III
Budapest II
New Orleans II
Babylon II (Pompeii is in this part of the list so...)
Memphis II
Warsaw II
Rome II
Manchester I
Galway I
Malice I
San José I
Barcelona I
Scarborough I
Atlantic City I
Houston I
Pompeii I
Chicago I
Philadelphia I
Waterloo I
Paris I
Pyongyang I
Yarmouth I
Santa Maria Da Feira I
Berkeley I
West Palm Beach I
Hong Kong I
Cologne I
Monterey I
Jerusalem I
Starkville I
Odessa I
Tupelo I
Leningrad I
Miami I
Fribourg I
Baltimore I
Montgomery I
Detroit I
Folsom I
Perth I
Sanibel I
Harrisburg I
Washington I
Gloucester I
Acapulco I
Not even really a (real) city or place:
Jersey III
California II
Albion I
Gomorrah I
Essex I
Idaho I