Tuesday, July 06, 2021

Longer Surprises …




'Who is Rhonda, Bromford Bibble?' the llama asks. 'And where is my surprise? I want my pleasant surprise, dude.'

'If you ask for too much at once, you will come home with an empty bag, animal', I say.

'You are a very strange person, Brimford Bobble. You are indeed.'





And the fortune cookie says,

Hard work pays off in the long run.
Laziness pays off immediately.


Today is Tuesday, the 6th of July 2021.


🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨


'BAR-BE-CUE', the antagonist shouts out.

'What?' the protagonist says.

'I like barbecue', the antagonist repeats. 'You want some meat?'

'I don't like grilled meat or bratwurst.'

'You are such a spoilsport, nist. It's summer. Let's have some outdoor charcoal fire dinner-lunch or whatever. Dripping fat. Hissing embers. Hot-dogs. Onions. Barbecue-sauce. Short trousers. Naked legs. Muscle shirts. Beers. Or was it bears?'

'Run', the protagonist shouts out the loudest he can. 'There's a bear in your backyard, antagonist!'

Monday, July 05, 2021

Longer Closers …


Help me, Rhonda. Help, help me, Rhonda.


And the fortune cookie says,

KussKuss will have a pleasant surprise.

Today is Monday, the 5th of July 2021.



🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨



And the protagonist steps out of the door into the garden.

'Where are the hot-dogs?' he thinks

'What is this', the antagonist asks, 'your Day of Independence?'

'I was born on the 4th of July, you know', the protagonist replies.

Saturday, July 03, 2021

Longer Pearls ...

 
# Who is that?

- That's Christopher.


# Christopher Who?


- Christopher McCoy. Son of Bones.


# Not Son of Pills?


- No, that's Kang.


# What?


- Klingon. Kang is Klingon.
Christopher, the son of the Doctor.


# Doctor Who?


- Doctor McCoy, chief medical officer
of the Enterprise.


# Doctor McCoy had a son?


- I don't know.


# But I asked and you answered.


- Hikaru McCoy named his son after
his favourite Captain
- Christopher Pike.


# That's strange, for I thought
Leonard McCoy was chief medical
officer on Captain James T. Kirk's
Enterprise, his friend and kind of his
personal physician.


- Leonard is the name of Mister Spock
- Leonard Spock.


# I don't think so, dude. That's not
The Real McCoy.


- More like a McGuffin.


# Not again.

- Mufasa.


# What?


- That's Mufasa, parental father of
Simba.


# Simba is Mufasa's son?


- Yes, father of Kopa and father of
Kiara and of Kion, husband of Nala,
nephew of of Scar, father-in-law of
Rani and Kovu, son of Sarabi,
grandson of Ahadi and Uru, great-
grandson of Mohatu, adopted son of
Timon and Pumbaa, inspired brother-
in-mind of Bambi and Moses and
Joseph from the Bibble …


# STOP IT, DUDE!

- You started all the questioning,
animal.


# I will never watch the news with
you again, dude.



And the fortune cookie says,

Every minute after your birthday
means that
your next birthday is a minute closer.


Today is Saturday, the 3rd of July 2021.


🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨


And the protagonist sings,

♫ Nants ingonyama bagithi baba

Sithi uhm ingonyama

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba

Sithi uhhmm ingonyama

Ingonyama

Siyo Nqoba

Ingonyama … ♫