U biquitous …

»It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.«

»What?«

»Llama, what are you wearing and who is that guy in our living room?«

The llama is wearing a brown hat and a leather jacket and a leather whip.

»Why do you keep asking questions and answering them in the next sentence?«

Why does the animal think that I am doing that?

»Treasure maps, Bromford. I might have told you about all the hidden treasure maps in the apartment building on 666, Whitaker Lane, in Bromford the friendly town by the bay and seaside.«

»Again, don't tease something you cannot make happen, animal.«

»And this is my old archaeology professor from college, Professor Burnside.«

»My name is Sideburns«, the so-called professor says.

»Whatever. We are going to find the City of Gold, dude.«

»The fabulous Eldorado?«

»No, the City of Gold, dude.«

»Excuse me«, the so-called Professor Sideburns adresses me, »Is that thing with the hat and the leather jacket and the whip a llama?«

»So the nonsense continues, animal?«

»Snakes!« the animal exclaims, »Why does it always have to be snakes? It's not the age, it's the mileage, Mr. Jones!«

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Today is not the 12th of June, 1981. Today is Sunday, the 15th of May 2022.
One day before the blood-moon.