Longer Hats …

A bad day is a bed day.
This used to be a fun house.
But now it's full of evil clowns.

There is a cat in a hat - a very posh lady with a big hat such as the ladies would have worn to a horse race back in the days when there still were horse races and derbies and events like that.

The cat in the hat lives in this old house at the edge of a small town together with an old sea dog who claims to have been a captain and to have travelled all seven seas - as mentioned by the Sumerian High Priestess Enheduanna in her 8th Hymn to the goddess Inanna.

What?

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs that helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has this future in a British steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed, yeah

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak, and he loves to be spoken to (In his work)
Nigel is happy in his work (In his work)
Nigel is happy in his work (In his work)

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

Mm, we're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has this future in a British steel
Steel, steel, steel, steel, steel
Yeah, yeah

We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel
Nigel, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel

And the fortune cookie says,

KussKuss will take a pleasant trip to a distant place.

Five - The One-Armed Man
Today is Monday, the 11th of January 2021

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The protagonist still has both his arms. And his name is not Mike. He wasn't obsessed and didn't feel the urge to cut off one of his limbs. Not yet, that is.

What?