Longer Cats ...

All these pleasant trips to distance places, cock-and-bull stories they are. The captain is telling yarn, the third tenant of the cat's old house at the edge of the small town says. She is a hen, a hen called Marianne, they like to call the doodle-hen.

And the old sea dog is drinking amber liqueur, the gold of the Baltic Sea. 50 million years, you know?

And where are those evil clowns?

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs that helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has this future in a British steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed, yeah

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak, and he loves to be spoken to (In his work)
Nigel is happy in his work (In his work)
Nigel is happy in his work (In his work)

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

Mm, we're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has this future in a British steel
Steel, steel, steel, steel, steel
Yeah, yeah

We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel
Nigel, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel
Nigel, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel

'Nigel, where are you?' the llama shouts out of the window of the kitchen of the penthouse on the rooftop of the apartment building on 666 Whitaker Lane in Bromford, the friendly town by the bay and seaside.

'Only one other person from another household for visiting allowed, animal', Nigels shouts up from the apartment below.

And the llama wonders, 'Who is the first visitor?'

And the fortune cookie says,

Everything is beautiful in the eyes of lovers.

Four - The Most Powerful Man in the World (and His Identical Twin Brother)
Today is Wednesday, the 13th of January 2021.

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The most powerful man in the world is the president of the internet, the protagonist thinks. Unthinkable if he had an identical twin brother.