Saturday, June 27, 2020

Longer Bananas …



Is bananas another word for mad, crazy, for cuckoo?

You know everything, John Who.

Who is John Who?

The one who drinks salted sausage water with one to three spoonful of mustache.

Do you mean mustard, animal?

I mean nothing, John Who. I am a vegetarian feeding on herbaceous plants, grasses, including the families of sweet and feather grasses, as well as shrubs, lichens and leaves.

Animal, you are an omnivore.

Yesssssss…

Stop making those eyes and faces. You look like a zombie with those eyes and faces.

Omnivore hunting and devouring mice and cats and dogs and other llamas.

Is llama the correct name for your species or am I rascist in my over-generalization?

Fine young omnivorous canibals. Lust for blood and intestines.

There is only one way to stop this llama-madness. I start singing.

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs that helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has this future in a British steel…

The animal yawns a yawning yawn.

British Steel? John Who, this Extraordinary Being? What does the fortune cookie say?

The fortune cookie says,

Finish your business
and you will have strength for new things.

Today is Saturday, the 27th of June 2020.


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