Blue is the colour…

of my true love's hair in the morning when we rise…

'What is wrong with you, Bromford Bibble? Midlife crisis?' the llama asks.

'Leave me alone, you animal who is just one of my inner voices', I answer.

'Oh, come on', the llama says. 'Honesty is like a piece of cake: You never know where the brain is unless you know the cook who salted the cream cheese soup.'

'Minze sauce with baked pork, Bob.' I do not know why I said that. Maybe because I am hungry. But really I am not really.

'It is only some kind of autumn blues, I think', I say.

'And what are we going to do now, dude?' the animal asks.

'We're only making plans for Nigel.'

'Who the frick is Nigel?'

'How am I supposed to know that? I have got no clues and no plans. Have another fortune cookie, llama.'

And the fortune cookie says,

All of life is about change.

Today is Tuesday, the 29th of October 2019.