In The Mood...

It's Monday... Again...
And I am not in the mood...
I am not in the mood for writing...

So I'll write down the lyrics of In The Mood right now...

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Right Here Right Now...

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Or won't I?

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snip, snip, snip...

Dark Globe...

Won't you miss me?

Wouldn't you miss me at all? 

I'm Syd Barrett.
I'm Pink Floyd.

And I'm no crazy diamond.
 

Lazing on a Sunday afternoon…

Bromford, wake up!

What? Why? Where…? I am not sleeping. Just keeping my eyes closed.
Sometimes trying to keep them closer… My father's eyes, they are not…
My mother's neither…

Wake Up!

I am not sleeping. Just lazing on a Sunday afternoon…
No dates, no work to do…

I go out to work on Monday morning
Tuesday I go off to honeymoon
I'll be back again before it's time for Sunny-down,
I'll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon
Bicycling on every Wednesday evening
Thursday I go waltzing to the Zoo
I come from Bromford town, I'm just an ordinary guy,
Fridays I go painting in the Louvre
I'm bound to be proposing on a Saturday night
(There he goes again)
I'll be lazing on a Sunday
Lazing on a Sunday
Lazing on a Sunday afternoon…

By Grabthar's hammer, by the Sons of Warvan!
Bromford, wake up and listen to me!

What's that noise? What's that voice?

Meet me at Bromford Harbour.
Pier 23. At 42:00.

42:00? What's that? Zulu-time?

Think about it and just be there…

Think about it...

Can you miss a place

Where you have never been before?

I'm...

I'm Justin Bieber.

Think about it!

And deal with it!

And no selfies please!

You own my records!

You don't own me!

Wednesday – again…

I am still sitting in my cellar cell.
And what was this about the most beautiful word or phrase in the English language?

Cellar Door?

Is there always a cellar door behind… NO! Wrong beginning… false start…

Are there always cellar steps behind a cellar door?

Creeping creeps behind a creepy cellar door.

And every year there are new spiders in my cellar cell, always new shapes and sizes.

Cellar cell… cellular cellar cell.

Celluloid cellular cellar cells…

Oh, how I loathe you, Wednesday!

Most English-speaking people ... will admit that cellar door is "beautiful", especially if dissociated from its sense (and from its spelling). More beautiful than, say, sky, and far more beautiful than beautiful. Well then, in Welsh for me cellar doors are extraordinarily frequent, and moving to the higher dimension, the words in which there is pleasure in the contemplation of the association of form and sense are abundant.

J.R.R. Tolkien

The only living boy in Bromford…

I don't live in a house, a very big house in the country.
I am not a rural juror. I am an urban turban drinking bourbon from Durban.
But nothing and nowhere and no-one is safe these days…

Where are you Brom?

Brom, get your plane right on time.

I know your part'll go fine.

Fly down to Mexico.

Da-n-da-da-n-da-n-da-da and here I am,

The only living boy in Bromford.

I get the news I need on the weather report.

I can gather all the news I need on the weather report.

Hey, I've got nothing to do today but smile.

Da-n-do-da-n-do-da-n-do here I am,

The only living boy in Bromford.

Half of the time we're gone but we don't know where,

And we don't know where.

Brom, get your plane right on time.

I know you've been eager to fly now.

Hey let your honesty shine, shine, shine

Da-n-da-da-n-da-n-da-da

Like it shines on me

The only living boy in Bromford,

The only living boy in Bromford.

But Simon says,
I don't want to go to Mexico.
Too hot.
Too dry.
Too many dust.
Too many drugs.

Simon says,
all birds can fly.

Simon says,
only penguins never try.

Simon says,
touch your toes.

Simon says,
nobody knows.

And when did Simon stop looking for Garfunkel?

These must be lyrics, Dude.
Somewhere, sometimes, somehow.

You always have to choose…

Good

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Evil?

The Beatles

or

The Rolling Stones?

With the "The"

or

Without?

Apple

or

Microsoft?

Marvel

or

DC?

Black

or

White?

Batman

or

Superman?

Iron Man

or

Captain America?

X-Box

or

Playstation?

God

or

The Devil?

Tea

or

Coffee?

Wilson Fisk

or

Lex Luthor?

Griffindor

or

Slytherin?

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Which Side are you on? And does it really matter?

I will always choose the 'or'...