Whose Island?

Today is Sunday, the 28th of October 2018.

Kylie is calling from Rhode Island. This ain't no island, the llama complains. And if it is somebody's island or named after its' former owner who the heck is this Rhode? It is also called Providence Plantations, Kylie says. Yes, yes, the llama mumbles, Little Rhody, the Ocean State. I can read Wikipedia as well. Those Americans seem to love their names and nicks …

Kylie is thinking about you, Bromford Bibble. About you and the time you two spend in Highschool together. Those were better times those times, she thinks. When Hildegard Climpton was president of the United States and Donald Grump just another old, green man living in a cave on the hill trying to steal Christmas away from those shiny, happy people living in the valley.

The llama is shaking its' head, Kylie says. A Grump would never steal Christmas without selling it back to the people. And Bromford and Kylie were never in Highschool together. And who the heck is Hildegard Climpton? The llama only knows Harriet Jones, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and her successor, Mother Teresa.

I have to hang up now, Bromford Bibble. These two callers seem to be totally confused.

Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 32

Today is Thursday, the 25th of October 2018.

Be confirmed... It is still Thursday... Not Wednesday... Thursday...

"Bromford"

Taking it slow, saving up she

Before she knows it, all I ask before she goes home

She's tired of cryin' and sick of his lies

She's suffered him for far too many years of her life

Feeling low, and scared that he'll say

Do you know how over time you drove her away

Saving up for, the day when she goes

The day that she stands up

For everything that she chose

(She can say, she can say, she can say

She can say, she can say, she can say

Who knows what she's gonna say)

Saving up for, the day when she goes

The day that she stands up

For everything that she chose

Takin' the kids, drivin' away

Turn around the life she let him siphon away

And I've been with you, for all of these years

Tell you what I've got to show for all of my tears

The times you hurt me, and treated me wrong

Something had to give to stop this thing from going on

(She can say, she can say, she can say

She can say, she can say, she can say

Who knows what she's gonna say)

(She can say, she can say, she can say

She can say, she can say, she can say

Who knows what she's gonna say)

She's tired of crying, and sick of his lies

She's suffered him for far too many years of her life

And feeling low, and scared that he'll say

Do you know how over time you drove her away

Nowhereland...

Today is Tuesday, the 23rd of October 2018.

Kylie is calling from... She does not know where she is. She is tired. She was guest at a party. The llama attended that party, too. And it looks very... well... shorn. Ladies and Gentlemen, please meet and welcome

SHAWN THE LLAMA !!!