Wednesday, April 26, 2023

Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 245

Today is Wednesday, the 26th of April 2023


A zebra took off its' pajamas
and a horse begins to sing,

🎡
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, Mrs. B.
Happy Birthday to you.
🎢

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"Bromford Skyline"

Never thought of Hades
Under the Mississippi
But still I′ve come to sing for him
So southern furies
Prepare to walk for my harp
I have strung, and I will leave with him
Relax the cogs of rhyme
Over the Bromford sky
Turn back the wheels of time
Under the Bromford skyline
Always hated him for the way he looked
In the gaslight of the morning
Then came hallelujah sounding like mad Ophelia
For me in my room living
So kiss me, my darling stay with me till morning
Turn back and you will stay
Under the Bromford Skyline


Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 244

Today is Tuesday, the 18th of April 2023.

Kiss that frog.
And zebras are only horses in pajamas.

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"Drive to Bromford"

If I see you tomorrow, I don't know what I will do
If I see you tomorrow, I don't know what I will do
I'm not gonna cut my hair when I'm around the park,
I'm not gonna drive to Bromford with blurry eyes ever again

The windsheild wipers can't wipe away my tears, oh no!
And everything I own piled up in the back seat,
With a speeding ticket from the speed-trap town;
The one that got my license revoked.
But I never got pulled over never got questioned
No I never got pulled over never got questioned
I still drove all around, all around, all around without it.

If I see you tomorrow, I don't know what I will do
If I see you tomorrow, I don't know what I will do
I'm not gonna cut my hair when I'm around the park,
I'm not gonna drive to Bromford with blurry eyes ever again

No, tomorrow be the day I drive up to Bromford
With red eyes, blurry eyes, and dull wipers that don't work
Everthing piled up in the back seat, so I can't use the mirror
You said we had unfinished business but it's finished now.
You said we had unfinished business but it's finished now.
You said we had unfinished business but it's finished now.

If I see you tomorrow, I don't know what I will do.
If I see you tomorrow, I don't know what I'll do.
If I see you tomorrow, I don't know what I'll do.
If I
If I
I don't know
If I
If I
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
If I see you tomorrow, I don't know what I'll do
If I see you tomorrow, I don't know what I'll do
If I see you tomorrow,
If I see you tomorrow,
If I see you tomorrow, I don't know what I will do
I don't know what I will do
If I see you tomorrow, what would I do? I don't know what I'd do
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If I see you tomorrow, I don't know what I will do
If I see you tomorrow, I don't know what I will do
I'm not gonna cut my hair when I'm around the park,
I'm not gonna drive to Bromford with blurry eyes ever again
I'm not gonna cut my hair when I'm around the park,
I'm not gonna drive to Bromford with blurry eyes ever again


Friday, April 14, 2023

E armarks ...

 
But you still remember that this blockblog is supposed to have an on-going story, don't you?

OK, what happened before this weird or not so weird whish a dish thing?

The sheep discovered a sign in the mud with their strange stepdancing moves.

Do you say discover when they uncover something?

Dancing sheep? Is that normal?

Dancing sheep
Young and sweet
Only seven-teen…

Folks! Concentration, please!

But are dancing sheep realistic?

Spread food around and they will form you every picture or message you want with their curley bodies.

When you are a shepherd.

Or a sheep dog.

Is a German shepherd always a dog or sometimes a person from Germany who is looking after sheep?

What's an Alsatian? And why do sheep look like clouds?

Sometimes. Not after sheepshearing.

Sharing a sheep? Why should I want to share a sheep?

I thinks this is about Ed Shearing, the English singer-songwriter.

Folks!? What about the story-arc? Aren't you interested in the treasure-hunt? The hidden signs? Greenlion, the sunken land and island?

Ehm,…

To be honest…

…not really, I must admit.

Just breathe in and count slowy to ten… One... Two… Three…

TEN !!!

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Today is Friday, the 14th of April 2023.




Treasure Sheep


Monday, April 10, 2023

Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 243

Today is Monday, the 10th of April 2023.

You still remember this is a quiz, don't you?
The frog croaks.
What's the name of the game? What's the name of the town?

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"Bromford"

Weather 'round here chopping and changing
Surgery in the air
Print shirts and southern accents
Cigars and big hair

We got the wheels, petrol's cheap
We only went there for a week
Got the sun, got the sand
Got the batteries in the handycam...

Her eyes are swimming pool blue
Dumb bells on a diving board
Baby's always attracted to the things she's afraid of
Big girl with the sweet tooth

Watches the skinny girl in the photo shoot
Freshmen, squeaky clean
She tastes of chlorine
(Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa-pa) (Bromford)
(Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa-pa)
My mammy


Love the movies babe
Love to walk through the movie sets
Get to shoot someone in the foot

Get to smoke some cigarettes
No big deal, we know the score
Just back from the video store

Got the car and the car chase
What's he got inside the case
I want a close up of that face
Here comes the car chase

I bought two new suits... Bromford
Pink and blue... Bromford
I took a picture of you... My mammy
Getting hot in a photo booth... Bromford

I said you looked like a Madonna
You said maybe...
Said I want to have your baby... baby, baby
We could make something beautiful

Something that wouldn't be a problem
We could make something beautiful
Something that wouldn't be a problem
At least not in Bromford


You know some places are like your auntie
But there's no place like
Bromford, my mammy
Bromford, my mammy

(Keys are in the car)
(Bromford, my mammy)
Bromford, my mammy (Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa-pa)
(Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa-pa)
Pa-pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa-pa
(Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa-pa...)
(Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa-pa...)
(Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa-pa...)
Shake! (Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa-pa...)
Shakedown!



Saturday, April 08, 2023

C abs …

Half dead Racht with Orange Sauce!

This is getting kind of disgusting, animal.

No, it is getting Klingon. And there's nothing worse than half dead Racht, dude!

And on Easter
the lamb went to the slaughter
and bit the hand that brought her.

Merry Rising, all you Scapegoats !!!

Animal !!!

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πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯      πŸŸ₯πŸŸ₯

Today is Saturday, the 8th of April 2023


Half dead Racht with Orange Sauce

Sunday, April 02, 2023

Two-thousand-eighteen Shades Of Bromford - Part 242

Today is Sunday, the 2nd Of April 2023.


Eighteen koalas named March
meet two pandas named April.

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"Bromfod Meets Bollywood (Immigration)"

Good morning America
I wanna welcome y'all to Egypt, the land of the pyramids, yeah
We got the UK in the house, U.S., India
Jerusalem, people in Israel, shalom!
In the New Jerusalem, Jersey, ya HEARRRRRD me
China, Africa, South America
My people in Russia, I see y'all in Brooklyn
Canada, Asia, okay, let's go - yeah
Bromfod to Bollywood
Get ready India, I'm coming!
Wyclef, Chamillionaire, talk to them

Bounce (when you hear the sound of them si-rens)
Bounce (when they pull them guns cause they fi-ring)
Whoahhhh, mucho trabajo
Poquito di-ne-ro, I can't take this no more
I've got to BOUNCE! Ah-ma-na-mahh, na-ma-na-mahh-ya-lalee
(When you're on the run you'll get numb see)
Whoahhhh, let me help you a-mi-go
Bromfod meet Bollywood and Brooklyn on the drums

Marco Polo was an immigrant (yes he was)
Bromford was an immigrant (yes he was)
Even America was named after an immigrant...
... yes he was!
People in the East (right here)
People in the West (right here)
People in the North (right here)
Let me tell you 'bout the South
Harriet Tubman, Underground, Underground Railroad
ReFugees, in de seas, see them in they sailboats
I got love for Miami all day
But if my Cubans get to stay, why y'all turn my Haitians away?
Immigration knockin at my do'
I don't know what they knockin fo'
It's so hard to live as illegal aliens
Talk to 'em!

Ladies and gents, Bollywood meet Bromfod
You in the middle
Back to Cairo

Bounce (when you hear the sound of them si-rens)
Bounce (when they pull them guns cause they fi-ring)
Whoahhhh, mucho trabajo
Poquito di-ne-ro, I can't take this no more
I've got to BOUNCE! Ah-ma-na-mahh, na-ma-na-mahh-ya-lalee
(When you're on the run you'll get numb see)
Whoahhhh, let me help you a-mi-go
Bromfod meet Bollywood
Chamillionaire, Texas go!

Partner named True, did you say he was next?
Tell him let's better, rally aimin to get
No green card but he made it to Tex-as
Yes, they evadin arrest
You need one he can get you three
Never gettin caught was his specialty
Livin life like he was a ReFugee
Didn't like him, give a F-U-C
K, ay man he had to chase it
Clock kept tickin so he had to race it
Had to make it, back to basics
Followin the law, naw, had to break it
Can't get a job, no applications
Need money now, no havin patience
Now they got him runnin in faster paces
You lookin through the water - hey, that's The Matrix

Immigration knockin at my do'
I don't know what they knockin fo'
It's so hard to live as illegal aliens

Bounce (when you hear the sound of them si-rens)
Bounce (when they pull them guns cause they fi-ring)
Whoahhhh, mucho trabajo
Poquito di-ne-ro, I can't take this no more
I've got to BOUNCE! Ah-ma-na-mahh, na-ma-na-mahh-ya-lalee
(When you're on the run you'll get numb see)
Whoahhhh, let me help you a-mi-go
Bromfod meet Bollywood and Brooklyn on the drums

Ladies and gentlemen, straight from Bombay
You experiencin the great composer Ab'dish
When Wyclef show up for the first time
Bollywood meet Bromfod
Over 250 violins, let's go Haiti!
We everywhere, geyeah
Carribeans stand up, bring me my elephant!

You wanna hear me speak Punjabi, okay
(Punjabi) Okay (Punjabi) What's next?
(Punjabi) Okay (Punjabi) Okay
(Punjabi) Okay (Punjabi) Yeah
(Punjabi)