Friday, April 08, 2016

Where...


Where am I?
Where am I?
Where am I?

And where is the llama?
Is the llama a wombat?
Every blockblog needs a walking and talking wombat.

Where is the wombat?
What is a wombat?

Wombats are short-legged, muscular quadrupedal marsupials that are native to Australia. They are about 1 meter (40 inch) in length with small, stubby tails. There are three extant species and they are all members of the family Vombatidae. They are adaptable and habitat tolerant, and are found in forested, mountainous, and heathland areas of south-eastern Australia, including Tasmania, as well as an isolated patch of about 300 ha (740 acres) in Epping Forest National Park in central Queensland.

What is the battle of Epping Forest?
Were wombats involved?
Tasmanian devils among the sacrifice?

Dingos and Tasmanian devils prey on wombats. Their primary defence is their toughened rear hide, with most of the posterior made of cartilage. This, combined with its lack of a meaningful tail, makes it difficult for any predator that follows the wombat into its tunnel to bite and injure its target. When attacked, wombats dive into a nearby tunnel, using their rumps to block a pursuing attacker. A wombat may allow an intruder to force its head over the wombat's back, and then use its powerful legs to crush the skull of the predator against the roof of the tunnel, or drive it off with two-legged kicks, like those of a donkey.

Defending with their asses. Kind of cool but also weird thing, dudes!

Every household needs a wombat and will get one if you vote for me.

BROMFORD FOR PRESIDENT !!!

Or do you want a llama? Both would be too much...

Where is the llama? Where is my llama?

Freaky Friday, world. Really very freaky...

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