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Today is Saturday, the 28th of April 2018.

Later that day a man who called himself Bromford Bibble was found straying around the area of Darkside Park in the shadow of Bromford Bridge reciting and mumbling the following verses over and over again…

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

» Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

The frumious Bandersnatch! «

He took his vorpal sword in hand:

Long time the manxome foe he sought -

So rested he by the Tumtum tree,

And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

He left it dead, and with its head

He went galumphing back.

» And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?

Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! «

He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

There is no crime in Bromford, he cried out from time to time. There is no Darkside Park with treason, drugs and violence. All you have to fear is fear itself.

And all that remained were his furious outcries that later were identified as wild mixtures with the language of Gujarati…

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