I tua o le ie puipui ...

Kate, I have lost my Mojo.
It left the ranch on the back of a red and white horse.
Or was it a blue one?

And maybe it wasn't a ranch but a farm, a mango farm.
By the way, what's a crevasse?

Richard and Linda came by to say hello.
What year is this?

Willy? Is that you?
Willy, where are you?