Monday, August 29, 2016

Be prepared…


So prepare for the chance of a limetime.
Be prepared for sensational news.
A shiny new era is tiptoeing nearer. … 

Be prepared

- Yeah, be prepared. We'll be prepared. For what?
 
For the death of the king.

- Why, is he sick?

No, fool, we're going to kill him. …

- Great idea. Who needs a king?
No king. No king. La la la la la la….

Idiots! There will be a king!

- But you said…

I will be King!
Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again. …

Be prepared!

BUT I AM NOT PREPARED!!!

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Too many Spoons and no Forks…


When and why did I start collecting spoons? To own all sorts of different spoons? Well, it seems like that is not my collection, not my way of collecting. What's the sense of a collection anyway?

I own hundreds and hundreds of spoons – all the same sizes and shapes, same materials, same colours. They are called teaspoons, I think. When did somebody bend my spoons?

There's a crime in the making… well, wait, in no way dramatic enough… There's a crime in progress. And the world is watching me. All authorities are not only reading my blockblog, they are even reading what I am not writing. They are following phone calls I don't make. And they are listening to words I don't say. They are in my head reading my mind, thinking things I never thought, extracting silver fibres and threads of memories, of things I've never lived thru.

But don't you worry. I am OK. I'm only living my paranoias. Earl Grey is on his way.

And always remember, don't use forks. They are the Devil's cutlery…

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Noisy Whispers...


Everyone's filling me up with noise
I don't know what they're talking about

Everyone's filling me up with noise
I don't know what they're talking about

Everyone's filling me up with noise,
I don't know what they're talking about

You see all I need's a whisper
in a world that only shouts...

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Moby Thick…



"My name is Richard Melville Hall", the man in my kitchen formerly known as the man on my roof-deck says.

Yeah, as if…, I think to myself.

The man in my kitchen is bleeding.

"I ran over a squirrel with my car on Bromford Bridge the other day."

That man is a liar. And there are too many animals in this blockblog.

"You are injured", I say. "I should call the police."

"No, please don't."

"Then let me call an ambulance or a doctor."

"No need for that. I won't last long. I just want to tell the name of things to come."

My brother Brimstone once visited my apartment when I was on vacation. He tried to open the door together with that caretaker of the house at Whitaker Lane 666 but they had to smash the glass window to the roof-deck to get into that labyrinth of papers and things and garbage that used to be my apartment. Where are they now? Who cleaned the penthouse? Who removed all that waste?

My mind is wandering off.

"His name is…", the man in my kitchen is leaning forward and whispering to me.

'Where is your hair, bald man?' I think.

"His name is Story."

"Story?" That's neither a first nor a last name.

"His name is Story Teaser. And he will be sneaking through Bromford – the city and the man who's called like the city."

His rough whispers are giving me the creeps.

"Remember."
He is fading away, getting more and more transparent and invisible in some parts.

"And remember your appointment at Pier 23."

A light breeze is blowing through the curtains in the living room. And within the blink of an eye Richard Melville Hall is gone.

Was he there in a first place? Did I miss a thing?

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Time...


"It's about time", the strange man says tapping impatiently at his wrist-watch.

Who the heck is he and what is he doing on my roof-deck?

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Lie-la-lie… DUFF…


I am just a poor boy
Though my story's seldom told
I have squandered my resistance
For a pocketful of mumbles
Such are promises
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest

Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm

When I left my home and my family
I was no more than a boy
In the company of strangers
In the quiet of the railway station
Running scared
Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters
Where the ragged people go
Looking for the places only they would know

Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie

Asking only workman's wages
I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome
I took some comfort there
La-la-la-la-la-la-la

Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie

Then I'm laying out my winter clothes
And wishing I was gone
Going home
Where the New York City winters aren't bleeding me
Leading me
Going home

In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of every glove that laid him down
And cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
"I am leaving, I am leaving"
But the fighter still remains

Mm-mm-mm

Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-la-lie
Lie-la-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie

Simon & Garfunkel – The Boxer

Friday, August 05, 2016

Christmas in June…


The June that was an August.

I was wandering through the woods, Bromford out of sight, and I found…

Father Christmas and Mother Midseason in a clearing having a barbecue.

The smell of grilled burgers filled the air – reindeer burgers, if you want my opinion.

Where is Rudolph, by the way?

And the whole time that tiny, creepy creature Story Teaser was walking underneath the trees.

Who?

!!! SPLASH !!!

Hey, that's not fair. I wasn't talking about the SPOILER…

!!! SPLASH !!!

And … in the clearing stands a boxer …

Monday, August 01, 2016

Lightning bug...


Summer moves on...

August is here to stay and afterwards to go away.

Did you sense the evil in the flesh? In the flash?
In the flashlight? In the light? Fleshlight?

Does rotting flesh really shine and glow in the dark?

Those are really deep questions, dude. Dark and deep questions...